On Former Gay Speaks (Well, Lisps) Against Gayness...
She looks like the type to shun leftovers, but I'll wager my best set of anal beads that the bitch is wearing polycotton socks -- which, you know, Leviticus 19:19.
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On Men Who Can Wear Shorts
I would like to remind the Management that shorts lead to upshorts shots, which are indeed a Thing, and a Good Thing at that. So there.
Full disclosure: I am wearing shorts at my desk right now.
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On Karl Rove Regrets
Is he giving America a taste of side-eye? Saucy!
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On A Sports Team Won A Sports Trophy Last Night And People Were Happy
You weren't alone. Even the queens and the hipster children in my neighborhood (the Marigny, next to the French Quarter) took to the streets when the game was over -- despite the fact that I'll bet exactly none of them could cite the technical details of two-point conversion. But whatever: everyone could enjoy the backstory.
The downside: all that black and gold may make Carnival look pretty somber this year.
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On What's the Right Talking About Today? "THE JEWS ARE LESS THAN 3% OF THE POPULATION IN AMERICA BUT YET HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN POLITICAL POWER"
Weird: I just googled "Tony Caputo", and all I got was some link to a cheese shop and a bunch of photos of hot guys showing their abs: http://ow.ly/KhSM
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On You Do Not Light Up My Casting Couch
I suppose Christie Brinkley's dignity doesn't count as "anyone".
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On Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, or, WHY?
I wish I'd been in the pitch session: "You're gonna love it, Werner: it's BOOGIE NIGHTS meets RUBIN AND ED. Plus Jennifer Coolidge and harmonicas."
Also @Sarah: yes, Port of Call burgers. Yes, please.
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On Jersey Mayhem: Man Uses Domestic Animal To Commit Domestic Abuse
Geez, New Jersey, pick up the pace. Brooklyn hipsters have been attacking each other with cats for a year and a half: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/18/kenley-collins-arrested-p_n_176499.html
NB: I will not be using the term "copy cat" in this comment box.