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On Reddit Reeling From Brutal Dox Of Alleged Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto

My favorite part of the whole story was that Satoshi Nakamoto was using the airtight alias of "Satoshi Nakamoto".

Posted on March 6, 2014 at 2:00 pm 3

On Jarvis Cocker Is 50

Most under-appreciated Pulp song: Party Hard

Posted on September 19, 2013 at 11:07 am 0

On Drunk Shopping: What Is The Deal?

My best drunk grocery store purchase was a bag of about 50 wooden chopsticks, just in case I ordered sushi or Chinese and they forgot to give me some for free.

It's been about four years, now, and I think I still have ten pairs left.

Posted on September 5, 2013 at 12:08 pm 0

On Ask Polly: I Feel Bitter About All Of My Exes And I Can't Get Over It!

"Why did I believe these things about myself? Because I often went out with men who liked me because I was semi-attractive and smart and funny. I often attracted these men by pouring on the charm, appearing nonchalant, appearing devil-may-care. My goal was to mask the fact that I was an extremely emotional, thoughtful, moody, obnoxious, demanding anchovy. These boyfriends wanted to make it work because they wanted a semi-attractive, smart, funny girlfriend, not because they wanted ME."

Oh my god, YES. I've never thought about it that way before. I'm pretty much caught in the death throes of a live-in relationship because of this exact thing.

Posted on August 29, 2013 at 12:06 pm 2

On Responses To "Rape Joke"

@jfruh The Peoples Poet strikes again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnZnnkJxoC8

Posted on August 2, 2013 at 11:57 am 0

On How Did 'Forrest Gump' Ever Beat Out 'Pulp Fiction' For Best Picture?

Forrest ALSO doesn't understand that Jenny has been molested. Did Momma not explain good touches and bad touches to her special-needs son, either? Consistent ball-dropper, that Momma.

Posted on February 21, 2013 at 11:03 am 0

On Why Does Pret A Manger Think Americans Are Stupid?

Does New York have the brie, tomato, and basil baguette? Because that was one gratifying sandwich.

Posted on January 14, 2013 at 12:39 pm 0

On What Was Your Weirdest Celebrity Sex Dream?

Just last night I had a dream I went on a date with Hamilton Nolan.

Posted on November 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm 1

On Someone Needs a Cliffs Notes on "Animal Farm"

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a disassembled welfare state.

Posted on September 14, 2012 at 11:29 am 5

On "Roseanne" Or "Frasier"?

"Roseanne," always. Why? Dan Conner. The best husband, father, and man ever to be presented in a sitcom.

REMEMBER THE TIME HE BEAT UP FISHER???

Posted on August 10, 2012 at 12:56 pm 2