On How To Enjoy A Beef On Weck When You're Not In Buffalo

The Snack.

Almost half a year late, but still necessary.

Posted on December 26, 2012 at 4:27 pm 0

On The World Must Be Good if Anna Faris is Becoming Famous

mmmm paul dano


Posted on April 4, 2011 at 11:41 am 0

On 41 Movie Remakes That Would Destroy What Remains Of My Youth, In Order Of Heartbreak

Hey! That movie was glorious!

Posted on March 23, 2011 at 10:47 am 0

On Dear Jews Who May Have Been Sitting Near Me And My Friends In Connecticut College’s Harris Dining Hall Fall Semester, 1989

you know, I had a very similar experience with the phrase "indian giver." it had always been used around me, and I never thought about it. all it took was one person's incredulous look, though, and corrected, I stand.

Posted on February 24, 2011 at 9:15 am 0

On A Terrifying Incident in Space!

yes, particularly the tinkling bits

Posted on January 10, 2011 at 4:55 pm 0

On Women Are Trying To Tell You What To Buy For Them

okay, but what if I got her a baby LAST year?

Posted on November 18, 2010 at 9:32 am 0

On Parenting: The Abbreviated Guide

i feel like the teenage years aren't a good example of what raising a child is like. i mean, teenagers suck, man. even if they're your own.

Posted on November 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm 0

On Kelly Cutrone Still in Running for Hero of America

dude, come on. i just choked on my m&ms and all my coworkers were very concerned and asked what i was reading, and uhhh, nothing?

Posted on October 27, 2010 at 4:38 pm 1

On Pop Quiz: Did Carl Paladino Say This?

You forgot the one where he weighed in on the Native American tax issue: "Just let one of them try to stand on a cop car under my administration, they'll never stand on anything again." WHOO!

Posted on September 15, 2010 at 3:08 pm 0

On There Is Some Crazy-Looking Stuff In Space


Posted on August 6, 2010 at 10:44 am 0