On I Have Thoughts About Commenting Systems!

@Clarence Rosario Well, I just finished my first year of law school and need to drink for two hundred thousand. How about right now? Also, I always thought you had the best commenter number because it means "I love you" in pager lingo. Remember pagers? Remember when we all had commenter numbers?

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 9:43 pm 0

On I Have Thoughts About Commenting Systems!

@Choire @ Just give me a bit more time? To say goodbye? And time to get screenshots all of my favorite comment threads, to turn into a slideshow music video, perhaps to an instrumental of Rod Stewart's Rhythm of My Heart?

@cherri: oh haaaaaaai, miss you!

Posted on May 3, 2012 at 8:57 pm 1

On I Have Thoughts About Commenting Systems!

My Baby? My Baby Needs To Grow Up But I Am Also Scared About My Baby

Posted on May 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm 9

On I Have Thoughts About Commenting Systems!

Posted on May 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm 0

On Survey Says! The Complete Online Dating Advice Guide for Men

@Cogwheel Perhaps because dudes who care won't contact ladies whose pics aren't bust-evident? I don't know, I am trying to muster sympathy for your position, but ... my eyes are dry. Nb., I am a flat chested lady, who will never live up to society's mandate of tfing. Life is hard, people judge, and a lot of quality, honest guys get filtered out of searches.

Posted on February 14, 2012 at 5:56 pm 0

On What Movies Make You Ignore Everything Else?

I say, "Right on top of that, Rose" all of the time, and no one ever ___. :/

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 10:15 pm 0

On 52 Email Newsletters To Which You Can Subscribe

My archive of the original 51 newsletter issues is open to the public during limited viewing hours. All issues are in read, like-new condition, though some have been forwarded. Pencils only, no gum(!).

Posted on June 6, 2011 at 2:55 pm 2

On Names of Children ("A Bunch Of Siblings And Pals") In J. Crew's Spring-Summer 2011 'Crewcuts' Catalog, In Order Of Appearance

"Scout" is also an appropriate nickname for "Jean Louise"

Posted on May 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm 1

On Candi Collecting Pallets

#THE YOUNGS particularly resonates with me because I spent the bulk of my youth with a solar powered calculator and a conspirator or two devising money making schemes that probably could have reached STEP 4: PROFIT! if we ever put them into play. I am not sure when #THE OLDS settled in, but it was in/around when I stopped making these sorts of plans and started carefully showing up to a job that has direct deposit five minutes late every day, so as to stealthily reclaim nearly a half hour of my time each week. 64K still sounds +++, though!

Posted on April 28, 2011 at 1:50 pm 1

On Blush Your Way To Success

Ugh, if it weren't for the post-orgasm flush, I'd have that surgery where they sever a bunch of nerves in your neck so you never have to blush again. I'll get away with murder the hard way, thanks.

Posted on April 28, 2011 at 1:33 pm 0