This guy lived in Athens, Georgia for several years and may have attended University of Georgia. Back then, he didn't ask to lick your shoes, he simply attacked under ruse. My one encounter, my friend had tipped me off that the approaching guy was nicknamed "Shoelicker," so when he asked to see my really "cool" (read: average) Vans or whatever, I knew what was coming. It wasn't that bad. After sharing this story via social media, however, several friends mentioned his additional penchant for pee pee drinking. Gotta say that's infinitely more gross.
This person also tweeted everything he ate at the fair on the appropriate date:
@iantenna Hey now, you stop that right now.
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@jfruh There are several of worker and nationalist parties that could have been voted for, but the No Les Votes movement eschewed not voting at all, rather than choose a lesser of some evils.
Showcase Showdown, "Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman"
Awesome to see Mount Carmel and Lower Dens here. People should definitely check those out.
I didn't even make it past the application phase because although they put up the application (on Craigslist I believe), there was "no need for editors at this time." I think I probably just didn't edit my resume as you did.
Can you be president if there's video of you hitting a woman?