On Better To Have Your Shoe Licked Than Your Face Chewed Off

This guy lived in Athens, Georgia for several years and may have attended University of Georgia. Back then, he didn't ask to lick your shoes, he simply attacked under ruse. My one encounter, my friend had tipped me off that the approaching guy was nicknamed "Shoelicker," so when he asked to see my really "cool" (read: average) Vans or whatever, I knew what was coming. It wasn't that bad. After sharing this story via social media, however, several friends mentioned his additional penchant for pee pee drinking. Gotta say that's infinitely more gross.

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On Everything I Ate At The Minnesota State Fair

This person also tweeted everything he ate at the fair on the appropriate date:

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On Meet Our Fresh-Faced Summer Reporters

@iantenna Hey now, you stop that right now.

Posted on June 14, 2011 at 4:23 pm 0

On Voting: The Most Discouraging, Important Thing You Can Do

This post brought to you by Koch Industries.

Posted on June 13, 2011 at 5:30 pm 0

On Live From Spain's All-Ages Goodwill Revolution

@jfruh There are several of worker and nationalist parties that could have been voted for, but the No Les Votes movement eschewed not voting at all, rather than choose a lesser of some evils.

Posted on May 25, 2011 at 6:39 am 0

On There Are Actually Some Great Christmas Songs!

Showcase Showdown, "Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman"


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On Nearly 100 People Choose Their #1 Album of 2010

Awesome to see Mount Carmel and Lower Dens here. People should definitely check those out.

Posted on December 13, 2010 at 5:09 am 0

On My Summer on the Content Farm

I didn't even make it past the application phase because although they put up the application (on Craigslist I believe), there was "no need for editors at this time." I think I probably just didn't edit my resume as you did.

Posted on November 4, 2010 at 7:19 pm 0

On If Obama Doesn't Invite Kanye And President Bush To The White House For A Beer, Jay-Z Will

Can you be president if there's video of you hitting a woman?

Posted on November 4, 2010 at 5:05 pm 0