On A Man Walks into a Boxing Ring

Mike Tyson, GNR, NWA: these are what got me through 1988.

Posted on June 19, 2014 at 10:30 am 0

On A Conversation with Patricia Lockwood

And this-

You know when your dog looks at you with its head cocked to one side, half “… go on” and half “I used to be a wolf”?

-is when I knew Patricia will have whatever she wants in this world. Her power of expression is simply sublime.

Posted on June 16, 2014 at 9:22 am 0

On Man Responds To Internet List

Uh, no Mr. Mudd and Mr. Gold?

Posted on July 22, 2013 at 5:34 am 0

On Two Early Poems By Odd Future's Earl Sweatshirt

'fuck v-necks i'm the rapper to invest in'

Posted on April 25, 2012 at 3:53 pm 1

On Psychological Risks Associated With Pencil Sharpening, From David Rees' 'How To Sharpen Pencils'

Get Your War On got me through those early post 911 years. Thank you David.

Posted on April 11, 2012 at 7:54 pm 0

On Cop-Taunting Is Tacky

I tried this on a cop once. Totally works!

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 3:01 pm 0

On Are You Your Friend?

I'm pretty sure not considering I spend the time staring at the inside of my medicine cabinet while brushing my teeth.

Posted on February 7, 2012 at 3:48 pm 2

On And Remember to Tip Your Waiters Real Good Tonight, Wall Street

I just got my last paycheck for a job. That was a bonus.

Posted on January 20, 2012 at 12:06 pm 0

On Christopher Hitchens, 1949-2011

One of the best trolls out there. Here here, Hitch.

Posted on December 16, 2011 at 12:38 pm 0

On The Financial Crisis: Are You Angry Or Apathetic?

It just makes me want to unscrew my cyanide tooth.

Posted on April 26, 2011 at 12:20 pm 0