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On What If You Saw A Rhino Hanging Upside On A Rope From Helicopter?

i wish someone would drug me and drop me off as far away from the office as possible.

Posted on November 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm 0

On Millennial Internet Writer Gets Coffee

...and the news here is..?

Posted on September 20, 2011 at 3:00 pm 0

On Drinks That You Should be Ashamed to Order in Public

Black & Tan?!? I'm offended.

Posted on August 15, 2011 at 11:06 am 0

On How to Quit Your Job

i recentlt resigned from a job i had for 9 years (i was one of the company's first hires and had gone through many growing pains with them). i had nothing lined up, just got really tired of the place. i gave them a month's notice, and it was all gracious and friendly, until a week after my resignation, i interviewed and got offered another job. when i courteously told the old employer about my happy news, they got extremely bitter and made my departure miserable. talk about sour grapes.

Posted on July 19, 2011 at 9:32 am 0

On Bar Food, In Order

HELLO? sweet potato fries? and i'm sorry, but wings are #1. final answer.

Posted on June 23, 2011 at 4:57 pm 2

On iPad 2 Liveblog

i hate Apple. like charlie sheen hates coke.

Posted on March 2, 2011 at 3:14 pm 0

On Horror Chick: 'Devil': The Further Fall of the House of M. Night Shyamalan


Posted on September 22, 2010 at 10:20 am 0

On Horror Chick: 'Devil': The Further Fall of the House of M. Night Shyamalan

"Fecal plotlines" - can I borrow that one? F%*&^ng brilliant. I haven't seen the movie, but I quit Shyamalan cold turkey after the pale chick under Giamatti's sink fiasco.

Posted on September 22, 2010 at 10:18 am 0

On Footnotes of Mad Men: Mrs. Draper, You've Got a Lovely Daughter

saw that. what's your point again? very curious.

Posted on September 21, 2010 at 10:49 am 0

On New York Experiences Weather

OK, THAT just made my day.

Posted on September 17, 2010 at 10:07 am 0