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Yes, John Ore is Clarence Rosario. He's 1/16th cannibal, and has a crush on Andres Iniesta.
You know how when you write something and people on Twitter are all, "Oh that was awesome, such a good writer?" Those were the pieces Carrie fixed up.
And the ones where people are all, "Jesus christ, is this supposed to be funny, or is it just stupid, or what? UNFOLLOW." Alex and Choire edited those. JUST KIDDING NOBODY EDITED THOSE AT ALL DID THEY?
@John Ore Orrey? Rhymes with Choire?
I did this back in November and it was a delight. John, may your first drink when this is over be the most delicious ever.
No one else is doing this.
"Looking on the bright side, I really am feeling a bit thinner these days, which is a bonus."
Another reason to avoid O'Douls - it has an awful lot of freaking calories for something that doesn't even give you a buzz.
It's weird that I have an opinion on this but that "Vignette" stuff (pictured) is REALLY REALLY GOOD. Got me through my own Sobvember. The white one has the very slightest sparkle to it also!
Man, now I really want a drink.
@John Ore Yeah when I got to the part about the Winter Classic I had an "Oh, I see what you're doing here" moment.
I just noticed my glass of wine with ice off in the lower right side of that photo and am going to go die of laughter now. Carry on!
John Ore is a national treasure!