John Ore
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Yes, John Ore is Clarence Rosario. He's 1/16th cannibal, and has a crush on Andres Iniesta.
By My Number Is My Address on New York City to Ban Awls
@John Ore Orrey? Rhymes with Choire?
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By notthebest on A Drynuary Diary: Week Four, The Wettening
I did this back in November and it was a delight. John, may your first drink when this is over be the most delicious ever.
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By hockeymom on Tweet Them Well and Let Them Lead the Way
No, Jason.
No one else is doing this.
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By SeanP on A Drynuary Diary: Week Three, The Bargaining
"Looking on the bright side, I really am feeling a bit thinner these days, which is a bonus."
Another reason to avoid O'Douls - it has an awful lot of freaking calories for something that doesn't even give you a buzz.
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By katiebakes on A Drynuary Diary: Week Two
It's weird that I have an opinion on this but that "Vignette" stuff (pictured) is REALLY REALLY GOOD. Got me through my own Sobvember. The white one has the very slightest sparkle to it also!
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By jolie on How Straight People Buy Cars
Man, now I really want a drink.
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By percolator on A Drynuary Diary: Week One
@John Ore Yeah when I got to the part about the Winter Classic I had an "Oh, I see what you're doing here" moment.
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By jolie on A Drynuary Diary: Week One
I just noticed my glass of wine with ice off in the lower right side of that photo and am going to go die of laughter now. Carry on!
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By NotAndersonCooper on Four Cocktails To Get You Through The Holidays
John Ore is a national treasure!
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By Ken Layne on In Praise Of Editors, Or In This Case, Editor
You know how when you write something and people on Twitter are all, "Oh that was awesome, such a good writer?" Those were the pieces Carrie fixed up.
And the ones where people are all, "Jesus christ, is this supposed to be funny, or is it just stupid, or what? UNFOLLOW." Alex and Choire edited those. JUST KIDDING NOBODY EDITED THOSE AT ALL DID THEY?