John Ore

John Ore

Most Recently: Hollywood, Stop Botching Your Third Movies

Yes, John Ore is Clarence Rosario. He's 1/16th cannibal, and has a crush on Andres Iniesta.

By jfruh on Is Tweeting During Awards Shows Good For America?

extremely not surprised about the 20+ unread messages

Posted on January 13, 2014 at 9:09 am 3

By Ken Layne on In Praise Of Editors, Or In This Case, Editor

You know how when you write something and people on Twitter are all, "Oh that was awesome, such a good writer?" Those were the pieces Carrie fixed up.

And the ones where people are all, "Jesus christ, is this supposed to be funny, or is it just stupid, or what? UNFOLLOW." Alex and Choire edited those. JUST KIDDING NOBODY EDITED THOSE AT ALL DID THEY?

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 1:52 pm 12

By My Number Is My Address on New York City to Ban Awls

@John Ore Orrey? Rhymes with Choire?

Posted on March 13, 2013 at 11:52 am 3

By notthebest on A Drynuary Diary: Week Four, The Wettening

I did this back in November and it was a delight. John, may your first drink when this is over be the most delicious ever.

Posted on January 28, 2012 at 9:55 pm 1

By hockeymom on Tweet Them Well and Let Them Lead the Way

No, Jason.
No one else is doing this.

Posted on January 23, 2012 at 12:13 pm 1

By SeanP on A Drynuary Diary: Week Three, The Bargaining

"Looking on the bright side, I really am feeling a bit thinner these days, which is a bonus."

Another reason to avoid O'Douls - it has an awful lot of freaking calories for something that doesn't even give you a buzz.

Posted on January 20, 2012 at 4:48 pm 1

By katiebakes on A Drynuary Diary: Week Two

It's weird that I have an opinion on this but that "Vignette" stuff (pictured) is REALLY REALLY GOOD. Got me through my own Sobvember. The white one has the very slightest sparkle to it also!

Posted on January 13, 2012 at 3:27 pm 2

By jolie on How Straight People Buy Cars

Man, now I really want a drink.

Posted on January 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm 4

By percolator on A Drynuary Diary: Week One

@John Ore Yeah when I got to the part about the Winter Classic I had an "Oh, I see what you're doing here" moment.

Posted on January 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm 1

By jolie on A Drynuary Diary: Week One

I just noticed my glass of wine with ice off in the lower right side of that photo and am going to go die of laughter now. Carry on!

Posted on January 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm 3