On Can Adele Do It Better Than Carly Simon?
In the same vein as Kanye, Robbie Williams' Millennium borrows from You Only Live Twice.
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On Wisdom Teeth
Here's the story I love to tell to friends who are nervous about wisdom tooth extraction: my dentist missed with one of the novocaine shots and 'jangled' (his word, which I assume must be the medically correct verb) a nerve instead. The left side of my jaw was totally numb for two months! But then it wore off and I had to ask people to stop pinching me there at parties.
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On Wide Array Of Convenience Store Crappers Heralded
Yeah, but it's still no Wall Drug.
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On Word Mispronounced
Glaciation comes out as glatheathon. I have no other lisps.
Only recently, with much practice, was I able to master "filthy."
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On Retired Businessman To Stare At Wet Streets
Why does Romney need to meet with local & state officials? I mean, as a candidate he can't actually *do* anything.
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On "The facts of the crash speak for themselves"
If getting outraged about drunk drivers is in your wheelhouse, look up Dr. James Corasanti and Alix Rice.
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On Paper, In Order
Graph? Or is that a subcategory of Ruled?
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On What Kind Of Wine Do You Want?
I can confirm that the txakolina is delicious and pairs well with cheetos.
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On 'The Dreadful Woman' Who Ruined London's 1948 Olympics
Oh my gosh, this is too cute, too wonderful.
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On The Great Pumpkin Beer-Off
@Leon Tchotchke Weyerbacher made it to the Final Gourd last year (you can see the bracket here)! The Spiced Sixteen are basically whatever anyone shows up with to my house and no one brought it this year :-/ But, yeah, shit's gooooood.