My mom says clothes look good on me.
@Mr. B BRANDED CONTENT SUCCESS
John Herrman is the master of tweeting a link to a Buzzfeed article and then like six hours or a day later tweeting a link to the same article with text reworked enough that you click on it again because you don't know it's the same thing. ("The master" here = "it works about 20% of the time" but that still counts as mastery in a difficult endevour.)
Being edited by CAAF was always a joy :(
"dreamy"? Choire, we don't need to know about your sick eyebrow fetish.
@Tuna Surprise in the next-to-most-recent "Up" movie the working class British taxi driver spends time complaining about all the Bangladeshis who have moved into his old East End neighborhood, then extols the virtues of the entirely culturally British town he now lives in in Spain
On Internet Parodist Does Incredible Job Of Imitating Yale Community's Sense Of Entitlement, Self-Importance
"so how you do you test stage presence? Whiffenpoof culture fit? Back-end organizational expertise?"
Great, now I'll be spending the rest of the day coming up with dirty things "lead miner" might mean.
@wallsdonotfall At least the color is listed as "noir" and not the gauche "black."
But is the Fox Plaza apartment on a high enough floor that you can't smell the hobo urine? These are important facts that should be in the ad!
Dear Dave Bry,
I'm sorry I've been pronouncing your name to rhyme with "dry" in my head for the past, what, two-three years now.