My mom says clothes look good on me.

By KarenUhOh on How to Plagiarize a Fart Joke

Silenced But Deadly.

Posted on July 29, 2014 at 4:39 pm 3

By grendan on Ask Polly: I Want to Get Laid But I'm Afraid of Oppressing Women

Oh there's an animal all right.

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 1:52 pm 2

By HelloTheFuture on How to Work for the Enemy and Feel Just Fine

Someday I will write an anonymous expose about the editing and ghostwriting industry. I will use “I can just . . . change whatever I want?" as a chapter title.

Posted on July 21, 2014 at 2:03 pm 1

By KarenUhOh on A Photo Tour of Williamsburg's Latest Real Estate Travesty

You're going to need more than seven bottles of wine if you intend to live in that dump.

Posted on June 30, 2014 at 10:34 am 3

By Clarence Rosario on A Glass Half-Full of Billions of Dollars

I'm like Ma Bell, I got the ill communication.

Posted on June 6, 2014 at 11:25 am 1

By stuffisthings on A Glass Half-Full of Billions of Dollars

The next stage is when they start buying up regional water and sewer utilities so they can begin offering so-called "One Pipe To Home" (1P2H) service.

Posted on June 6, 2014 at 9:41 am 2

By Ralph Haygood on How a Meme Becomes Myth

"just available in the periphery of broadly disturbed lives": I think that's an excellent description of the role violent stories, video games, etc. tend to play in outbursts of violence by ordinary people.

Posted on June 3, 2014 at 10:55 am 2

By KarenUhOh on Changes At The Awl

I assume that "focus on the larger business. . .aspects of a growing company" boils down to management of the bourbon inventory.

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 10:13 am 4

By Ralph Haygood on The Great Laundry War

"Spoiler: everyone dies in the end.": But not soon enough.

Posted on May 21, 2014 at 11:18 am 1