My mom says clothes look good on me.
Women's restrooms are INVARIABLY cleaner.
I maintain a presence in several chatrooms at once for some of America's favorite national brands.
@camelface Bernard Madoff's son killed himself in town, so this is still technically true
Stop That Train by Vanilla Ice or GTFO
I plan on getting old and having pets regardless of relationship status.
By libmas on Meet The Awl
@Br. Seamus Well, sure. Everybody below 220 does.
By listen, lady on Meet The Awl
@Rod T and will they still do so by saying "haha i don't know! i guess you could improve this! but i don't know!"???
By petejayhawk on Meet The Awl
Yes, but what of https://www.facebook.com/awlonawl?