My mom says clothes look good on me.
I LIKE PANDAS
My employer gets emailed by search engine optimizers all the time, telling us that they can improve our search engine ranking by buying links for us. This is particularly sad/hilarious because I work for Wikipedia.
Once the ＣＡＳＣＡＤＥ arrives, none of this will matter because there will be no links. Only a ceaseless torrent of identity protection and cash4gold brands.
If Taylor Swift were a serious, actual human being and artist.
By Gef the Talking Mongoose on Ask Polly: I Am Severely Chafed By My Gentle, Compassionate Boyfriend
Based on the title, I was concerned this would be about the non-metaphorical sort of chafing.
@Matthew Lawrence Yes, you've finally pinpointed the difference between New York and the rest of the world: It's the smartphone monopoly that makes it the Greatest City On Earth.
Thought Catalog pays? In what? Siracha and artisanal tweets?
He was worried that they would see him excreting liquid nitrogen #coldblooded
@jfruh When you think about it, does anything REALLY exist?
“Gay offset credits”: A+ concept, terrible nomenclature. But “sci-fi” has already solved that problem, as expressed in this proverb:
How many quatloos do I get for watching Bender’s Game instead?