My mom says clothes look good on me.
By Pulp on Enjoy Your New Era Of Internet-Enabled Intimacy While It Lasts, Because The Psychos Are Going To Show Up Pretty Soon
Oh my god you're right. It's gonna end just like hitchhiking did: with a bunch of icepick murders
Faulkner would've given his eye teeth to have come up with the tale of a gentlemanly fabulist who builds a comfortable life weaving whole cloth from a famous man's unknowable mojo.
By libmas on The Faulkner Truthers
Joke's on you, Ms. Bustillos: "rigerous" is actually an old Southern word meaning "based on reputation." It says so right in this old book of Southern sayings that Faulkner left out here in California. Which is also totally legit, by the way.
@Rod T Yes. It's now "Awl Obituaries and Bears."
what if Choire just starts writing political fanfic from now on
Women's restrooms are INVARIABLY cleaner.
I maintain a presence in several chatrooms at once for some of America's favorite national brands.
@camelface Bernard Madoff's son killed himself in town, so this is still technically true