My mom says clothes look good on me.
On Four Twenty
In Seattle they're doing it by ... catering to Amazon employees, apparently?
"saw their shuffleboards replaced by washboard abs"
So wait, they oldsters were literally playing shuffleboard on the sculpted torsos of the exotic dancers? Kinky!
"says the 50-something divorcée"
"On top of that, you hear politicians from the president on down blaming 'Wall Street and bankers' for the crisis, as if they were all the same, when in reality it was only five or six individuals very high up at places like Bear Stearns and Lehman Bros. who share responsibility." Haha, sure?
On Meet The Awl
Hey there's no footnote to go with the asterisk on "whatever founders do all day". I guess I'm going to assume it's "roll around in big piles of money"???
*cough cough* best produced in territory militarily controlled by Israel but not formally annexed or internationally recognized as Israeli territory *cough cough*
certainly hope the Awl offers proper respect to Paul Blart: Mall Cop auteur Stever Carr when he passes on in 2049 or whenever
Not really saying anything that different than Polly here, but: even if you ignore this as a betrayal of you, or if you decide/he convinces you that this doesn't really constitute cheating and it doesn't have anything to do with you, think of what it means about him. It's such a cruel thing to do to these women who are presumably investing a lot of emotional energy in this (unless it's a double-catfish!), and he's doing it to selfishly feed his emotional needs or just to laugh at the poor marks. Would you really want to build a life with someone who does that for fun?
Cathy's not dead! They just ended her strip! They ... they sent her to a comic farm upstate, is what my mom told me.