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Posted on April 18, 2014 at 1:55 pm 1

On How Bookstores Survive

In Seattle they're doing it by ... catering to Amazon employees, apparently?


Posted on April 14, 2014 at 9:41 am 0

On Prudish Child Files Suit

"saw their shuffleboards replaced by washboard abs"

So wait, they oldsters were literally playing shuffleboard on the sculpted torsos of the exotic dancers? Kinky!

Posted on April 8, 2014 at 9:25 am 0

On You Slept With Too Many Men At Work, And Other Reasons Why You Ladies Are Single

"says the 50-something divorcée"

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 9:57 am 2

On "A day doesn’t go by where you don’t hear about more bank layoffs and branch closings."

"On top of that, you hear politicians from the president on down blaming 'Wall Street and bankers' for the crisis, as if they were all the same, when in reality it was only five or six individuals very high up at places like Bear Stearns and Lehman Bros. who share responsibility." Haha, sure?

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:17 am 2

On Meet The Awl

Hey there's no footnote to go with the asterisk on "whatever founders do all day". I guess I'm going to assume it's "roll around in big piles of money"???

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 11:00 am 1

On The Israeli Vegan's Dilemma

*cough cough* best produced in territory militarily controlled by Israel but not formally annexed or internationally recognized as Israeli territory *cough cough*

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 5:16 pm 0

On Alain Resnais, 1922-2014

certainly hope the Awl offers proper respect to Paul Blart: Mall Cop auteur Stever Carr when he passes on in 2049 or whenever

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 10:05 am 0

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Is Secretly Catfishing!

Not really saying anything that different than Polly here, but: even if you ignore this as a betrayal of you, or if you decide/he convinces you that this doesn't really constitute cheating and it doesn't have anything to do with you, think of what it means about him. It's such a cruel thing to do to these women who are presumably investing a lot of emotional energy in this (unless it's a double-catfish!), and he's doing it to selfishly feed his emotional needs or just to laugh at the poor marks. Would you really want to build a life with someone who does that for fun?

Posted on February 19, 2014 at 2:23 pm 7

On It's A Good Thing 'Cathy' Is Already Dead Because This News About Chocolate Would Kill Her

Cathy's not dead! They just ended her strip! They ... they sent her to a comic farm upstate, is what my mom told me.

Posted on February 14, 2014 at 11:22 am 2