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On Expect A Load of Crap, Basically

@oudemia I like that one too, not just because the doc kinda says that it's secretly cool if you occasionally get high during your pregnancy WHICH I DO NOT INTEND TO DO but still.

Posted on March 2, 2012 at 2:19 pm 0

On Tumblr to Shut Down Pro-Anorexia Blogs

Why do free software programs act like they can decide what we can do with their free software? It sucks.

Posted on February 23, 2012 at 4:18 pm 2

On 10 Things I Believed When I Was A Little Kid In Order Of How Embarrassing They Still Are When I Remember Them Today

No, it's a fact that innocent Sandy > slutty Sandy.

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:06 pm 4

On Is Madonna Eating Our Young? A Post-Halftime Discussion

"It's the falseness that people see in her character. That becomes the problem."

This. A perfect example is Madonna purring "Boring old chestnut" during that recent interview in re: her relationship with that younger guy. Lady, you control, with an iron fist, every single aspect of your image. That's cool. But don't act like you don't.

I resent that her whole image is set up so that I feel like I'm supposed to be some pearl-clutching hater if I feel she comes off as a rather unpleasant person. But at the same time, she's entertained the hell out of me over the years so I can't deny that.

Posted on February 6, 2012 at 2:24 pm 0

On Madonna, "Give Me All Your Luvin' (Feat. M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj)"

As someone who loves to hate and hates to love Madonna, I'm disappointed that there's so little going on in this video/song.

Posted on February 3, 2012 at 2:36 pm 0

On "Silent Night" As You've Never Heard It Before

@liznieve human meows are the best meows.

Posted on December 15, 2011 at 4:32 pm 0

On Don't Say That, Say This!

Another one: telling someone to "relax." Unless they have already expressed a desire to relax.

I once heard that it's best to avoid telling a person they look like a famous person, because that person might find said famous person ugly. I have a hard time remembering this because for some reason it's my brain's default mode to figure out that, for instance, that kid from the Twilight movies looks like a cross between Ricky Martin and a baby.

Posted on December 8, 2011 at 1:55 pm 0

On People Still Arguing About Bicycles

They're snobs when they're in my way but when I'm on one, hey man, I'm just trying to get around.

Posted on December 5, 2011 at 2:37 pm 0

On 'Saturday Night Live' Is Funny (!!!)

That was a good one. I also really liked the "Tell Him" musical sketch.

Posted on October 17, 2011 at 11:13 am 0

On It's Cute That New York is Slowly Catching Up with Wisconsin

I have a theory, and please chime in if this is incorrect, that the biggest "Oh where you're from is flyover country" offenders are not actually native New Yorkers, who are over it already, but New York transplants.

Posted on September 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm 1