andrew graham

andrew graham

media strategist, finance and energy. new york, ny.

On You Are Not a Curator, You Are Actually Just a Filthy Blogger

I opened up a new tab so that I could tumblr this, and immediately felt a deep sense of shame.

Posted on June 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm 0

On Members of Congress Who Have Totally Metal Names, In Order

Tom Graves (R-GA)

Posted on July 18, 2011 at 6:00 pm 1

On The Final Word on Men and Shorts

When does someone get to tell assholes to quit with the Yankees-cap-and-business-suit thing?

Posted on May 12, 2011 at 5:38 pm 2

On Has Anyone Ever Been Happy In A Duane Reade?

It's isn't the buying of the household cleaning products -- the stuff that makes the coffee pot clear again, the stuff that makes the kitchen floor smell like gin, the stuff that makes the dining-room table devoid of grime, the stuff that makes the knick-knacks on the shelves clean, the stuff that makes the shower a shade brighter -- that gets me.

It's the part where I come home and silently use them.

Posted on January 14, 2011 at 4:23 pm 1

On Math–So Evil!–Destroys Young, Stupid Business

So lemme get this straight: Companies that have a business interest in having old people die are seeing those old people not die, but instead continue to live? This is terrible! (For the companies!)

Posted on December 21, 2010 at 11:27 am 0

On What If Tumblr Is Gone FOREVER???

Related: My gchat is a chorus of ...and how is it only two-fuckin'-thirtys.

Posted on December 6, 2010 at 2:32 pm 1

On British Penises Are Poorly

BRB, moving me and my stable, reasonably profitable media consulting business to London.

Posted on November 18, 2010 at 2:58 pm 0

On A Proposal for a Commodities Market for the Legal World

Just fast-forward to the part where we swindle old folks out of their life insurance policies and then hope they die immediately.

Posted on November 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm 0

On How to Eat at Chipotle

I do order the chicken; however, I also ask for extra cheese, so I'm not entirely compromising the exacting requirements of procuring food from this establishment.

Either way, I think I'm adequately on record around here as not liking food to begin with.

Posted on November 10, 2010 at 4:06 pm 0