On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

If people are having sex in the bathroom at The Palm, are we sure they're having sex with anyone else?

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:01 am 0

On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

Did you ever consider that women's bathrooms only have such long wait times because of all the bonin' going on?

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 9:58 am 1

On Coffee Merely Good

I'm pretty far from a coffee snob, but I think they don't mean "good" so much as "eh, it's brown and hot."

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 10:10 am 2

On Gays Assassinate CEO

@17crash THEIR FUCKING BUMPER STICKERS WERE DEFACED!!!!! That's it, call it off. Call it all off.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 5:13 pm 2

On Trains, In Order

5:15 - The Who

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 11:22 am 0

On Oh Man, 'True Detective,' Right?

Citizen Kane was just some flick about a sled.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:00 am 0

On Chef Burnt

He looks like the kind of chef who would put a ton of gold-leaf on a cheeseburger and says it's THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHEESEBURGER EVER.

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 10:50 am 0

On Certain Dog Owners, Lushes About To Have Trouble Getting A Cab

I don't know, but as a snake-handler I refuse let anyone in my cab who is not actively holding a snake.

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 1:45 pm 1

On Frats Nightmarish

It's the Elephant Walk, isn't it?

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 12:02 pm 1

On Sochi Olympics Photo—Or Site-Specific Contemporary Art Installation?

@Lockheed Ventura Oh fuck off. It's not the infrastructure that's funny. It's the spending $51 billion on it that's funny.

Posted on February 7, 2014 at 2:55 pm 6