On Chef Burnt

He looks like the kind of chef who would put a ton of gold-leaf on a cheeseburger and says it's THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHEESEBURGER EVER.

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 10:50 am 0

On Certain Dog Owners, Lushes About To Have Trouble Getting A Cab

I don't know, but as a snake-handler I refuse let anyone in my cab who is not actively holding a snake.

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 1:45 pm 1

On Frats Nightmarish

It's the Elephant Walk, isn't it?

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 12:02 pm 1

On Sochi Olympics Photo—Or Site-Specific Contemporary Art Installation?

@Lockheed Ventura Oh fuck off. It's not the infrastructure that's funny. It's the spending $51 billion on it that's funny.

Posted on February 7, 2014 at 2:55 pm 6

On Gay Dads, Gucci Bags, New York Slags

It's nice to see from that picture Perez believes in breastfeeding.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 5:09 pm 0

On When Your Fingers Did The Walking

/picks the big, beige cordless phone up off the charger; extends the silver antenna; pushes the big "TALK" button.

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 2:47 pm 0

On Toronto Thinks People Are Actually Giving It A Lot Of Thought

Don't blame me, I voted for Dave Stieb.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 12:02 pm 0

On Wacky Piece Has Wacky Corrections

But what does Mr. Furley think about Benghazi?

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 10:40 am 3

On Man Terrible

These guys shouldn't be expected to tie their own shoes or trusted with sharpened cutlery.

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 9:16 am 0

On Every Teen Should Have Their Phone Taken Away RIGHT NOW, SERIOUSLY, NOW

I'm just glad kids today are still saying "boner." Makes me feel less old.

Posted on September 27, 2013 at 11:04 am 0