Do you think if David Remnick knew Dan Baum was packing heat, he would have been more scared to fire him?
No wonder they called him Cardinal Randy.
@adidas Mystic River was a turd.
Yes, of course, let's all take advice on what to eat from English people.
Rushmore is the ur-text of handjob movies.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that Coke can rot your teeth before you're born.
If I learned anything from Looney Tunes, birds just need to form an alliance with dogs. Or, wait, was that from Henry Kissinger? The '80s were such a blur.
And jesus, $13 for one drink? I'm never leaving home again.
If you become a member of REI, they at least give you some of the money back on what you spent.
That long paragraph is the best thing on The Awl in a very long time. Thank you.