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On Trains, In Order

5:15 - The Who

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 11:22 am 0

On Oh Man, 'True Detective,' Right?

Citizen Kane was just some flick about a sled.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:00 am 0

On Chef Burnt

He looks like the kind of chef who would put a ton of gold-leaf on a cheeseburger and says it's THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHEESEBURGER EVER.

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 10:50 am 0

On Certain Dog Owners, Lushes About To Have Trouble Getting A Cab

I don't know, but as a snake-handler I refuse let anyone in my cab who is not actively holding a snake.

Posted on February 27, 2014 at 1:45 pm 1

On Frats Nightmarish

It's the Elephant Walk, isn't it?

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 12:02 pm 1

On Sochi Olympics Photo—Or Site-Specific Contemporary Art Installation?

@Lockheed Ventura Oh fuck off. It's not the infrastructure that's funny. It's the spending $51 billion on it that's funny.

Posted on February 7, 2014 at 2:55 pm 6

On Gay Dads, Gucci Bags, New York Slags

It's nice to see from that picture Perez believes in breastfeeding.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 5:09 pm 0

On When Your Fingers Did The Walking

/picks the big, beige cordless phone up off the charger; extends the silver antenna; pushes the big "TALK" button.

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 2:47 pm 0

On Toronto Thinks People Are Actually Giving It A Lot Of Thought

Don't blame me, I voted for Dave Stieb.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 12:02 pm 0

On Wacky Piece Has Wacky Corrections

But what does Mr. Furley think about Benghazi?

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 10:40 am 3