On Homophobic British Cardinal Skipping Papal Election Due To Being Outed
No wonder they called him Cardinal Randy.
Posted on February 26, 2013 at 1:27 pm
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On 'Crash': The Most Loathsome Best Picture Of Them All
@adidas Mystic River was a turd.
Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm
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On Were These World War II British Vegans the First Hippies?
Yes, of course, let's all take advice on what to eat from English people.
Posted on February 14, 2013 at 2:12 pm
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On Three Handjobs Is A Trend
Rushmore is the ur-text of handjob movies.
Posted on February 12, 2013 at 1:22 pm
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On Toothless Woman's Toothless Children Possibly Cola-Related
@Gef the Talking Mongoose I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that Coke can rot your teeth before you're born.
Posted on February 12, 2013 at 12:37 pm
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On Cats: Bad For The Planet, Good For Web Traffic
If I learned anything from Looney Tunes, birds just need to form an alliance with dogs. Or, wait, was that from Henry Kissinger? The '80s were such a blur.
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 5:19 pm
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On No Ice, Two Bucks
And jesus, $13 for one drink? I'm never leaving home again.
Posted on February 8, 2013 at 1:27 pm
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On Obama Hires Hiking Store Lady (Oil Executive/Corporate Banker) As Interior Secretary
If you become a member of REI, they at least give you some of the money back on what you spent.
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 1:30 pm
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On I Want To Know What's Wrong With Being An Internet Troll
That long paragraph is the best thing on The Awl in a very long time. Thank you.
Posted on January 30, 2013 at 10:36 am
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On The Plight Of The Sexy Gun-Owning Gun Guy
Do you think if David Remnick knew Dan Baum was packing heat, he would have been more scared to fire him?