On Gay Dads, Gucci Bags, New York Slags

It's nice to see from that picture Perez believes in breastfeeding.

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 5:09 pm 0

On When Your Fingers Did The Walking

/picks the big, beige cordless phone up off the charger; extends the silver antenna; pushes the big "TALK" button.

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 2:47 pm 0

On Toronto Thinks People Are Actually Giving It A Lot Of Thought

Don't blame me, I voted for Dave Stieb.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 12:02 pm 0

On Wacky Piece Has Wacky Corrections

But what does Mr. Furley think about Benghazi?

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 10:40 am 3

On Man Terrible

These guys shouldn't be expected to tie their own shoes or trusted with sharpened cutlery.

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 9:16 am 0

On Every Teen Should Have Their Phone Taken Away RIGHT NOW, SERIOUSLY, NOW

I'm just glad kids today are still saying "boner." Makes me feel less old.

Posted on September 27, 2013 at 11:04 am 0

On Are We Ready For Television for Millennials?

If Tabitha Soren is your aunt, can you get her to ask Michael Lewis to loan me some money?

Posted on September 9, 2013 at 11:40 am 0

On The Age Of Wonder

"No self-respecting fish"...and such-and-such.

Posted on August 28, 2013 at 10:06 am 0

On Will We Have Another Mayor From Terrible Town?

"...has been known to denounce the Yankees in private as overrated." How much worse than they actually are does he think they are? Mets-bad? Jets-bad?

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 3:07 pm 0

On Royal Sanctimummy

"Found in Regent's Park: Boy's Crown"

Posted on July 26, 2013 at 9:43 am 0