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By Niko Bellic on Has Your City Been Marked For Death Yet?

If replacing free reigning violent gangs of mobsters, skinheads and other fuckers with busloads of progressive and affluent tourists is now called "death", then by all means: kill my hometown now (Belgrade). There is nothing "cool" about missing out on economic activity that would provide the exhausted masses with some dignified existence.

So, yes, please, go visit Belgrade, spend as much money as possible and "ruin" it by making it boring and liberating it from that "may you live in interesting times" curse. There's been enough art. Time for some damn cuckoo clocks.

Posted on September 16, 2014 at 9:54 pm 1

By Dave Bry on Perfume Genius, "Queen"

@MatthewGallaway It's like T. Rex. (So, yes, the best.)

Posted on July 15, 2014 at 11:50 am 1

By John Herrman on Sympathy for the Comcast Rep from Hell

Imagine a couple. One wants to move and the other doesn't. The one who wants to stay makes that call, hears that pitch. Brings it up at dinner. "Do we?" The couple argues. The couple realizes it's too late, and it has been for months. The couple plays with their food.

Posted on July 15, 2014 at 11:05 am 2

By justhere2upvote on It's The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year

We're making fun of ethnic names now? Welp, indeed.

You know, once upon a time Finnbar was considered a strange name in Brooklyn.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 11:43 am 3

By Krugmanic Depressive on How Much Longer Can Virality Master Speak Truth To Internet Culture?

I'm losing my edge to the kids who view clips they call "too good to check."
But I was there.
I was there when the lion recognized those guys from wherever--Dusseldorf?
I was there when it was really peanut butter jelly time.
I was there.

Posted on December 2, 2013 at 9:45 am 1

By My Number Is My Address on The "Boycott The Russian Olympics" Movement Is On—But Not Over Snowden

IOC is so corrupt they make FIFA look like a theoretical sports body that is not corrupt.

Posted on July 22, 2013 at 12:26 pm 3

By Dave Bry on My Dark Night Of The Sole

I thought this was going to be about falsely-labelled fish. (Same diff, I guess. And I probably would have enjoyed it just as much. Which is quite a bit.)

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 2:46 pm 4

By Niko Bellic on The Plight Of The Sexy Gun-Owning Gun Guy

@whizz_dumb If us liberals were really tolerant as we say we are, we would fight for this poor man's right to marry his gun!

Posted on March 5, 2013 at 2:07 pm 2

By Emily Morris on Can You Construct A Functional Joke About A 9-Year-Old At The Oscars?

Whole series of Choire doing weird twitter bits please.

Posted on February 25, 2013 at 3:04 pm 13

By My Number Is My Address on Farewell To Our Beloved Nazi Pope

@BadUncle The Church of England has term limits for Archbishop of Canterbury.

This message brought to you by the Anglican Communion: All the Hats and Half the Hate!

Posted on February 11, 2013 at 10:42 am 11