DID YOU JUST TALK TRASH ABOUT "FIRE WALK WITH ME" IN MY OWN HOUSE???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????
If replacing free reigning violent gangs of mobsters, skinheads and other fuckers with busloads of progressive and affluent tourists is now called "death", then by all means: kill my hometown now (Belgrade). There is nothing "cool" about missing out on economic activity that would provide the exhausted masses with some dignified existence.
So, yes, please, go visit Belgrade, spend as much money as possible and "ruin" it by making it boring and liberating it from that "may you live in interesting times" curse. There's been enough art. Time for some damn cuckoo clocks.
@MatthewGallaway It's like T. Rex. (So, yes, the best.)
Imagine a couple. One wants to move and the other doesn't. The one who wants to stay makes that call, hears that pitch. Brings it up at dinner. "Do we?" The couple argues. The couple realizes it's too late, and it has been for months. The couple plays with their food.
We're making fun of ethnic names now? Welp, indeed.
You know, once upon a time Finnbar was considered a strange name in Brooklyn.
I'm losing my edge to the kids who view clips they call "too good to check."
But I was there.
I was there when the lion recognized those guys from wherever--Dusseldorf?
I was there when it was really peanut butter jelly time.
I was there.
By My Number Is My Address on The "Boycott The Russian Olympics" Movement Is On—But Not Over Snowden
IOC is so corrupt they make FIFA look like a theoretical sports body that is not corrupt.
I thought this was going to be about falsely-labelled fish. (Same diff, I guess. And I probably would have enjoyed it just as much. Which is quite a bit.)
@whizz_dumb If us liberals were really tolerant as we say we are, we would fight for this poor man's right to marry his gun!
Whole series of Choire doing weird twitter bits please.