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On Chicago Has Hurt Feelings

That's Dan Savage's brother who wrote that Crain's piece, in case anyone cares.

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 4:47 pm 0

On Your Sneeze: What Does It Say About You

What about shy people who sneeze loudly out of their assholes?

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 1:59 pm 0

On Half a Tweet! Gawker Headlines Max Out At 70 Characters Tomorrow

I laughed at almost every one of the these.

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 3:47 pm 0

On On Memory And Honesty And The Line Between Fiction And Non-Fiction

I never before realized there was a hand on Dave's shoulder in his picture. How oddly touching!

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 3:24 pm 0

On I'm A Hot Guy Who Embodies Kraft Salad Dressing On Reality TV, Ask Me Anything

I heard if you marinate chicken breasts in Italian dressing it makes your aureolas get bigger.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 11:09 am 0

On Are We Ever Going To See 'Spring Breakers' This Weekend

@cgrnyc Evanston just has a really nice theater, that's all.

Posted on April 1, 2013 at 9:35 am 0

On The Most Expensive T-Shirt in New York City Costs $91,500.00

@smartastic Duh, taxes are for poor people. Or weren't you at CPAC?

Posted on March 25, 2013 at 1:04 pm 2

On Say Hi To Pope Francis: Jorge Mario Bergolio, Anti-Gay Activist

Bold coverage.

Posted on March 13, 2013 at 3:38 pm 0

On Selling Out Never Seemed So Fashionable

Nobody else understands how tough it is to find a shirt that fits than the guy whose body is just a series a points.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 3:16 pm 0

On Semen Raises Its Profile

@stuffisthings Wait jizz a second.

Posted on March 12, 2013 at 3:12 pm 0