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By Clarence Rosario on Oysters Shucked

Meh. I once ate an entire Maine lobster on the F train. With drawn butter. And a shrimp cocktail to start.

Saved the steak for when I got home. I mean, I'm not some kind of animal.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 3:50 pm 3

By BadUncle on Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

@jolie "Cleaner?" Please. Not when women play hovercraft over toilet seats.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:44 am 1

By Ralph Haygood on "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

"Are we seriously going to hear ignorant rich halfwits barking in the trashy pages of their house organ every time they don't get what they want exactly when they want it for the next four years?": Oh no, not just for the next four years. "Till death do us part" is more like it.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 4:01 pm 1

By Dee Bee@facebook on "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

@Maevemealone Try a throat punch. Works every time.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 1:08 pm 1

By Clarence Rosario on "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

Who needs plows when every UES resident appears to be outfitted, "To Build A Fire"-style, with snow shoes and ski poles?

And here I thought The Dakota was on the Upper West.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 10:24 am 1

By Clarence Rosario on "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

No complaints about struggling with strollers in the snow? Well, at least they aren't breeding.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 10:19 am 2

By Choire Sicha@facebook on Bagels, In Order

ANGRY

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 1:05 pm 6

By lbf on "Negroni Season": The Fan Fiction

@Smitros If this is a paronomasia on Necromicon I think I'll marry you.

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 4:51 am 3

By KarenUhOh on The Olds Don't Know Where Facebook Is

You want it? You can have it.

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 3:38 pm 4

By Jeffacolypse on The Olds Don't Know Where Facebook Is

While I commend some of the commenting persons above for highlighting false assumptions made by the author, I just want to take the time to say that this is, quite plainly, the most pointless article I have ever read on the internet. I mourn the time the author has lost writing this piece, as well as the sleepless nights that no doubt compelled her to speak out.

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 3:05 pm 8