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By ragazza on When a Man Grabs You on the Subway and Tries to Drag You Down a Flight of Stairs

Doesn't "who do you think you are" coming from an entitled white guy to anyone who is not an entitled white guy really just say it all?

Posted on September 2, 2014 at 5:28 pm 1

By Clarence Rosario on When a Man Grabs You on the Subway and Tries to Drag You Down a Flight of Stairs

As a white male in his 40s who owns both a Guyabera and salmon-colored shorts, I just have to say:

1) It wasn't me!
2) Hey, white males in your 40s who own Guyaberas and salmon-colored shorts who physically confront women over minor perceived slights: don't be such fuckwits. You're making me look bad.

Posted on September 2, 2014 at 3:59 pm 2

By Clarence Rosario on Oysters Shucked

Meh. I once ate an entire Maine lobster on the F train. With drawn butter. And a shrimp cocktail to start.

Saved the steak for when I got home. I mean, I'm not some kind of animal.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 3:50 pm 3

By BadUncle on Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

@jolie "Cleaner?" Please. Not when women play hovercraft over toilet seats.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:44 am 1

By Ralph Haygood on "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

"Are we seriously going to hear ignorant rich halfwits barking in the trashy pages of their house organ every time they don't get what they want exactly when they want it for the next four years?": Oh no, not just for the next four years. "Till death do us part" is more like it.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 4:01 pm 1

By Dee Bee@facebook on "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

@Maevemealone Try a throat punch. Works every time.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 1:08 pm 1

By Clarence Rosario on "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

Who needs plows when every UES resident appears to be outfitted, "To Build A Fire"-style, with snow shoes and ski poles?

And here I thought The Dakota was on the Upper West.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 10:24 am 1

By Clarence Rosario on "Bring Back Bloomberg"! Rich Horrorshows Freak Out Over Fake Snowstorm Class War In Pinhead Rag

No complaints about struggling with strollers in the snow? Well, at least they aren't breeding.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 10:19 am 2

By Choire Sicha@facebook on Bagels, In Order

ANGRY

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 1:05 pm 6

By lbf on "Negroni Season": The Fan Fiction

@Smitros If this is a paronomasia on Necromicon I think I'll marry you.

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 4:51 am 3