On The Great GoogaMooga Aftermath of Subway Hippie Horror
Time for Bernie Goetz's comeback tour.
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On The Great GoogaMooga Aftermath of Subway Hippie Horror
@goodiesfirst I've got it down to an art. I just never leave the house.
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On If You Can't Tell When David Sedaris Is "Inventing," It's Your Problem
I don't care as long as you can assure me that everything Thurber wrote in "My Life and Hard Times" is true (especially the Get Ready Man.)
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On Most Portlandey Thing Ever Happens in Portland
And they all feel bad about their necks.
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On How Not to Kiss in Paris
@ejcsanfran Well, they're quickly dismantling our social services here in Spain, and unless Nicky loses, good luck with France.
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On How Not to Kiss in Paris
The nightmare of the Lacoste shirt with a popped-collar blazer is endemic in Spain as well. Any time you get shit from a European for being a no-culture American, just fold down their collar, poke them in the little alligator, and whisper in their ear, "Howzabaout that Eurovision song festival?". Then kiss them on both cheeks. As well as their face.
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On Man Still Typing
@NotAndersonCooper It never occurred to him that his wife just hangs up on him?
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
If the auditions include a casting couch, I call dibs on braiding Balk's back hair.
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On Legal Victory for Bubba, the Beaten Steak-Snatching Dog!
@namedropper Or nailed to an outhouse seat in bear territory.