Someday someone will make a garlic onion pumpernickel bagel, and then I won't have to buy a garlic and an onion and a pumpernickel bagel and then shake the bag up and down and leave them for a couple of hours to meld. Toasted with butter. Booking plane ticket now.
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Two things. 1)The hydrophonic tomato people used to be there all winter, if you have a trust fund, and the Various Root Vegetable people as well, plus leftover Amish spackle-heavy cookies. They bear up well under heavy wind. 2) I love E.B. White and "This is New York" and all that stuff, but you just killed the whole LoveThatNYC genre with that. Love U Fow-Evaah.
@KenWheaton Except they'll sail artisanal viking ships made from used PBR cans in the Gowanus Canal.
That's just darling. Now what the hell is a darl?
@Clarence Rosario We still get free wine with dinner and usually at drinkytime on flights in and out of Spain. They like a semi soused crowd of happy campers.
@Astigmatism How much does Biz class actually cost, when companies buy huge blocks of tickets, have embedded travel agency employees in their own companies, etc. Obviously it costs more, but as much as it would if you just walked up to the desk and paid for it?
You can still put sugar in your tea. Just don't open the packet.
@Smitros The cosplay will be ever so much less time consuming than the norm for this (except for the duct-tape wallet.)
@NoReally She's over on Twitter bragging about how her "inflammatory" article pissed off the "Olds". Maybe we should set her up on a dream date with Lunch Truck Man.
@SarahHeartburn Well, christ, I didn't read her byline carefully. She IS a summer temp.