You can still put sugar in your tea. Just don't open the packet.
@Smitros The cosplay will be ever so much less time consuming than the norm for this (except for the duct-tape wallet.)
@NoReally She's over on Twitter bragging about how her "inflammatory" article pissed off the "Olds". Maybe we should set her up on a dream date with Lunch Truck Man.
@SarahHeartburn Well, christ, I didn't read her byline carefully. She IS a summer temp.
Another post by the summer temps. Just don't anybody touch Balk's bourbon, kids.
It's gonna be fun watching Sally Quinn learn how to blog.
I'm equally disturbed by one of the article suggestions in the "Around the Web" section on this page: "Have You Been Missing Out On These 32 Vegetable Soup Recipes? " In a world of things to miss out on, vegetable soup in not high on my list.
I dreamed about my older brother, who died in 2009. When I woke up, I had a split second of thinking, " This will make me sad." But then I realized I felt great, because it was wonderful to see him again.
@NotAndersonCooper No. Not Portland, Maine. No unneccesary slaughter of lobsters, please (unless the city is destroyed with a tsunami of melted butter.)
You know when you visit people at their house for the first time and they eagerly say, "Would you like to see the house?" I always say no.