Another post by the summer temps. Just don't anybody touch Balk's bourbon, kids.
It's gonna be fun watching Sally Quinn learn how to blog.
I'm equally disturbed by one of the article suggestions in the "Around the Web" section on this page: "Have You Been Missing Out On These 32 Vegetable Soup Recipes? " In a world of things to miss out on, vegetable soup in not high on my list.
I dreamed about my older brother, who died in 2009. When I woke up, I had a split second of thinking, " This will make me sad." But then I realized I felt great, because it was wonderful to see him again.
@NotAndersonCooper No. Not Portland, Maine. No unneccesary slaughter of lobsters, please (unless the city is destroyed with a tsunami of melted butter.)
You know when you visit people at their house for the first time and they eagerly say, "Would you like to see the house?" I always say no.
I don't have a lot of time to gambol through the web lately, but it warms my soul to scan the headlines on The Awl and just know which one is a Balk.
Why? So something lessens the impact of your face on the table when you pass out drunk, and avoids damage to the upper teeth. Sheesh, you should know that, Balk.
@amuselouche @amuselouche I just saw a quote from the Chechen president on the news here in Spain, and he blamed the young men's behavior on the American school system (for reals).
Guys steal everything. First they started having "feelings", now they're appropriating First No-Sock Day. Oh, what a world.