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On The Shocking Truth About Sugar If You're A Moron

You can still put sugar in your tea. Just don't open the packet.

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 2:54 pm 0

On "Negroni Season": The Fan Fiction

@Smitros The cosplay will be ever so much less time consuming than the norm for this (except for the duct-tape wallet.)

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 2:44 am 1

On The Olds Don't Know Where Facebook Is

@NoReally She's over on Twitter bragging about how her "inflammatory" article pissed off the "Olds". Maybe we should set her up on a dream date with Lunch Truck Man.

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 7:23 pm 3

On The Olds Don't Know Where Facebook Is

@SarahHeartburn Well, christ, I didn't read her byline carefully. She IS a summer temp.

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 5:46 pm 0

On The Olds Don't Know Where Facebook Is

Another post by the summer temps. Just don't anybody touch Balk's bourbon, kids.

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 5:45 pm 1

On LOL, What, I Don't Even, What, "The Post," Jeff Bezos, The Hell, Oh My God

It's gonna be fun watching Sally Quinn learn how to blog.

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 5:37 pm 0

On Williamsburg Is The New Park Slope (Brooklyn Heights Is The New Williamsburg)

I'm equally disturbed by one of the article suggestions in the "Around the Web" section on this page: "Have You Been Missing Out On These 32 Vegetable Soup Recipes? " In a world of things to miss out on, vegetable soup in not high on my list.

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 7:33 pm 0

On What Did You Dream About Last Night?

I dreamed about my older brother, who died in 2009. When I woke up, I had a split second of thinking, " This will make me sad." But then I realized I felt great, because it was wonderful to see him again.

Posted on July 11, 2013 at 7:27 pm 4

On American Cities I'd Prefer To See Get Blown Up In The Movies Instead of New York

@NotAndersonCooper No. Not Portland, Maine. No unneccesary slaughter of lobsters, please (unless the city is destroyed with a tsunami of melted butter.)

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 6:27 pm 0

On Man House-proud

You know when you visit people at their house for the first time and they eagerly say, "Would you like to see the house?" I always say no.

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 1:23 pm 0