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On This Machine Sucks (Ba-Dump-Bump)

Trying to determine usefulness of this machine on public corners, to draw attention from other masturbation hotspots, such as hydrants and female pedestrians. Worth a shot, especially if making rates competitive with parking.

Posted on April 30, 2011 at 11:22 pm 0

On Anti-Muslim Cabbie Stabber Charged with Attempted Murder

Really if it makes cabs stop going to Murray Hill all the better.

*seriously, someone explain to me the appeal/pleasure of Vertigo and get a sweatshirt from 1997*

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 7:53 am 0

On David Paterson First Out of Gate to Claim Muslims Have a Slashing Coming

I don't have enough Ed Hardy.

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 7:46 am 0

On Evangelical Confused About Why His 9/11 Koran-Burning Party Might Be Problematic

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-already-knows-everything-he-needs-to-know-abou,17990/

Seriously, you wouldn't NEED learnin' if you had Jesus. On your side. With a beer. And a gun.

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 7:40 am 0

On Fired Jersey Pol Just Glad Governor Didn't Eat Him

God being white is amazing. You get BENNIES and your FRAUD is called misrepresentation!

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 7:10 am 0

On America Is Country of Foreskin!

They have JEWS in EUROPE??

Posted on August 18, 2010 at 1:56 pm 0