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On Baby Polar Bears Help Us Forget Recent Dead Polar Bear

How is it that Nuremberg captured the market on cute?

Posted on March 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm 0

On Something Something, A Joke about Ed Koch and Queens

Let's see.....Lanes, traffic, toll bridges, potholes, bald-headed asexual windbags...Nope, I got nothing.

Posted on March 24, 2011 at 10:53 am 0

On Tom Ford Dead Right About Shorts: Men Should Not Wear Them

I take issue with his beach and tennis exceptions. Rules are rules and NEVER means NEVER. Just as there is zero tolerance for "pretentious or racist or sexist" there can be no allowance for shorts and flip-flops anytime or anyplace.

Posted on March 23, 2011 at 6:34 pm 0

On Moon Just As Ugly From The Back

The backside is crustier.

Posted on March 17, 2011 at 3:35 pm 0

On Will The Libyans Greet Us As Liberators?

As long as it's okay with Hitchens (it is).

Posted on March 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm 0

On Turtle With Two Heads Has One More Head Than Usual

It's sad that David Broder didn't live to see this.

Posted on March 10, 2011 at 10:19 am 0

On Thing You Are Not Supposed To Do Seems Pretty Cool, Actually

I was hoping for the blackface money shot.

Posted on March 9, 2011 at 4:16 pm 0

On An Old Media Panic Always Results in a Ceremonial Firing

Awwwww, the car talk guys.

Posted on March 9, 2011 at 4:13 pm 0

On Your Suffering Will Be Bathed In Light

I'm thinking Kris Kristopherson. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Posted on March 9, 2011 at 1:36 pm 1

On Horrifying Incident Reveals Surprising Fact

I find that direct flights from New York to Boston are preferable to the ones with stopovers in Pittsburgh and Albany. Good for Expedia though, for letting me know the options.

Posted on March 8, 2011 at 2:37 pm 0