On Something Something, A Joke about Ed Koch and Queens
Let's see.....Lanes, traffic, toll bridges, potholes, bald-headed asexual windbags...Nope, I got nothing.
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On Tom Ford Dead Right About Shorts: Men Should Not Wear Them
I take issue with his beach and tennis exceptions. Rules are rules and NEVER means NEVER. Just as there is zero tolerance for "pretentious or racist or sexist" there can be no allowance for shorts and flip-flops anytime or anyplace.
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On Will The Libyans Greet Us As Liberators?
As long as it's okay with Hitchens (it is).
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On Turtle With Two Heads Has One More Head Than Usual
It's sad that David Broder didn't live to see this.
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On Thing You Are Not Supposed To Do Seems Pretty Cool, Actually
I was hoping for the blackface money shot.
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On An Old Media Panic Always Results in a Ceremonial Firing
Awwwww, the car talk guys.
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On Your Suffering Will Be Bathed In Light
I'm thinking Kris Kristopherson. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
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On Horrifying Incident Reveals Surprising Fact
I find that direct flights from New York to Boston are preferable to the ones with stopovers in Pittsburgh and Albany. Good for Expedia though, for letting me know the options.
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On Baby Polar Bears Help Us Forget Recent Dead Polar Bear
How is it that Nuremberg captured the market on cute?