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On Jew App Riles Frogs

Are you kidding me? This app would make my parents buy iPhones. The page of the Jewish Standard that tells you which celebs are Jewish is my mother's favorite thing.

Posted on September 14, 2011 at 11:44 am 2

On Are Broadway Theater Seats Too Small?

Yeah, those St. James and Eugene O'Neill seats are no joke. I've had to awkwardly straddle the seat in front of me many a time.

Posted on July 11, 2011 at 4:43 pm 0

On Names of Children ("A Bunch Of Siblings And Pals") In J. Crew's Spring-Summer 2011 'Crewcuts' Catalog, In Order Of Appearance

Gus will forever and always be the rotund mouse who helps Cinderella. Let's hope that kid is handy with scissors when there's a ball coming up.

Posted on May 3, 2011 at 3:38 pm 3

On I don't even know anymore.

My dad would always say "POS! POS!" when I was on IM in high school. I'd say, "Yes, Dad, piece of shit."

Posted on May 21, 2009 at 4:48 pm 0

On Time Poll Disappoints

I'd go with "his unborn son's penis."

Posted on May 14, 2009 at 11:27 am 0

On Richard Johnson Sad About Internet

I know you guys are partial to SpongeBob, but I could get high and watch Strongbad answer emails all day.

Posted on May 14, 2009 at 11:08 am 0