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YourDoctrinaire

I bought a sidecar for my motorcycle, but my dog won't stay in it.

On Lady Who Wants More Chain Stores in Williamsburg to Have Eyes Rolled at Her

http://myupperwest.com/upper-west-side/upper-west-sider-shari-lind-victorias-secret-beauty/

Posted on November 12, 2010 at 4:14 pm 0

On Grudge Match Intensity of 2010 World Cup Teams Based on Rather Recent Armed Conflicts

This list is BS. Where is Netherlands vs Germany? It's one of the greatest football rivalries there is. Dutch people show up to games with signs that say "Grandma, I'll get your bike back!"

Posted on June 16, 2010 at 4:48 pm 0

On The Legacy Of The Irish: Two Views

My partner is Irish and he gets really pissed (no pun intended) that any reference to "Irish" in American popular culture has to be linked to alcohol.

Posted on March 17, 2010 at 5:36 pm 0

On Mystery Of Who Ate All The Pies Finally Solved

How did you miss the doping scandal? http://apieforapie.wordpress.com/2009/12/15/pie-news-doping-scandal-mars-competition/

Posted on December 15, 2009 at 11:00 pm 0

On Animated Account Of Incident Involving Golfer Sheds New Light On Situation

Was that animated in the SIMS?

Posted on December 1, 2009 at 4:13 pm 0

On Look Out! Joan Didion at Your 10 O'Clock!

Mine was coming out of a Starbucks in Times Square. It was a less-than-inspiring setting, to say the least.

Posted on November 18, 2009 at 3:14 pm 0

On Tom Morello Used to get Rained On in the Ass Pit

Tom Morello could strip for me anytime. Except I don't find male strippers sexy, so he shouldn't dance or wear a thong.

Posted on November 3, 2009 at 4:49 pm 0

On Dr. Zizmor: The TV Ad

This reminds me of those promos for LX TV on NBC. You know, that steaming pile of stupid that replaced part of the local news.

Posted on October 8, 2009 at 1:17 pm 0

On Needless Wonky Abbreviation Will Make History Murky!

Yeah, but you can't say that. You have to say PRESIDENT Obama. Check your AP style book...or burn it, whatevs.

Posted on July 13, 2009 at 10:04 pm 0

On The Best Cat In The World: Is He For You?

If you are going to visit him could you pick me up a large, Arm & Hammer kitty litter? Kthnxbai.

Posted on May 14, 2009 at 10:13 am 0