On Zero Percent of People Would Pay For Twitter
I only click on ads that say "You win! You're the 1 millionth person to visit this porn site!"
Posted on July 26, 2010 at 5:16 pm
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On The Solid Gold iPhone
Do you still have to put an antenna condom thingy around it to use it?
Posted on July 26, 2010 at 5:14 pm
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On The Chupacabra Is Real, And It's Hanging Out Texas
Every six months, some dillhole finds a dead, bloated and skinned coyote and says "hot shit! i found me a choopugh-cab-ra!"
Posted on July 14, 2010 at 11:23 am
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On Is The Metroplex Monster A Chupacabra?
Aw(l). Its paws are so adorable.
Posted on January 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm
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On Looting Overtakes the Media
I'd vote to have some of the mass donations filtered to "broken shop" owners as insurance.
Posted on January 18, 2010 at 2:19 pm
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On Gawker Headquarters Seating Chart
You forgot the Guanabee floaters...digging the new site!
Posted on April 20, 2009 at 11:51 am
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On The "Try to Sit Like Impossible Mary Jane" Spiderman Contest
I like squishing my moobs together after a set of butterfly presses.