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On Pizza Toppings, In Order

Pineapple isn't on there. Good.

Posted on October 20, 2011 at 6:55 am 0

On The Dr. Phil-You-With-Horror-O'-Lantern

One year I did a scraping/cutout of this shirt: http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=WN-TIGER&Category_Code=WN

Best idea ever.

Posted on October 20, 2011 at 6:54 am 1

On Weekend At Kermie's: The Muppets' Strange Life After Death

All I read was "Jason Segel is making the new Muppets movie." Sorry.

Posted on July 13, 2011 at 2:43 pm 1

On Meet Our Fresh-Faced Summer Reporters

I love the Awl so much that this makes me jealous even though I have an actual paying job.

Posted on June 15, 2011 at 12:18 am 1

On The End Of The Rodeo For The World's Greatest Cowboy

This is amazing, I love it. And, when I was reading it, I suddenly remembered that one summer I spent horseback riding on the Silver Spurs Ranch. I was the only kid riding English--and I still have the baseball cap they gave me.

Posted on June 12, 2011 at 2:39 am 0

On No Matter What, America Hearts Paris

@BoHan Yeahhh. And also, there's an inside number of abandoned apartments because of the crazy rent laws. My older cousin was almost kicked out of his apartment because of them, and my friend who is a student at the Sorbonne lives outside of Paris in the suburbs, anyway. Who lives in Paris except for people like Woody Allen? This is the same reason why I left New York City. I just couldn't take it.

Posted on June 11, 2011 at 2:05 am 0

On No Matter What, America Hearts Paris

I love Paris, of course, but I have a cousin who is an unrepentant Parisian (77 years old, he was friends with Andy Warhol and moved to Paris in the 70's after going to the Sorbonne) who likes to badmouth the provinces, so I kind of hate it? I studied in Aix-en-Provence and I'm going to go teach English in Lille so I'm kind of looking forward to see something more like the "real" France (not like anything can be more "real" than anything else but I mean like less crazily venerated? Idk, Paris is weird.)

Posted on June 11, 2011 at 2:03 am 0

On Five Advisory Opinions for Men in Summer, from Head to Toe

Such stringent rules! No but seriously, someone tell me a non-obnoxious way to show this to my boyfriend. Is there an non-obnoxious way? There isn't, is there.

Posted on June 1, 2011 at 2:20 am 0