On If You Can't Tell When David Sedaris Is "Inventing," It's Your Problem
So this means his dad's not an asshole?
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On Cat Looks Unhappy Swimming in Anderson Cooper's Pool
This is this cat's Hurricane Katrina.
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On Today In "Be Afraid"
Well I guess this is the lone upside to being pregnant.
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On The Joys of Blocking People
Can someone tell me why you'd want to know if you've been blocked?
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On How To Sneeze Quietly
My little brother used to emit the world's LOUDEST sneezes. It was like he'd yell and sneeze at the same time. AAAAWHOOO. When my mom and I asked that he tone it down, he'd say that he couldn't help it. The other day I caught him doing the silent sneeze and praised him to high heaven for it. My suspicion is that a colleague or romantic partner told him to cut out the loud sneezes and he cares more about those opinions than his lousy mom's/sister's.
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On Lone Great Features of Six Otherwise Terrible Movies
I unabashedly like almost ALL of Music and Lyrics. The love story and Drew Barrymore are a little meh but I think it's legitimately clever (great supporting roles) and the music's pretty awesome .
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On 'The Secret History': I Know What You Did Last Reading Period
I took this book SO SERIOUSLY when I first read it in high school. I wanted to be those kids (obvious exceptions aside.) As I got older though I realized what trash this book is, but I mean that in the best, most loving way.
Little Friend is probably a better book but way less fun a read.
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On Is Your Fatness Making You Bald?
@SuperMargie I dunno; that guy looks like he's got it all figured out, to me.
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On Old-School Letter Writers? Way Worse Than Blog Commenters
This sort of makes me feel better after receiving an email via an anonymous-emailing service informing me how horrible I am at my writing job. I thought that took some effort but it didn't involve postage.
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On Chefs Are The New Rock Stars And I'm Already Sort Of Wishing They Weren't
This reminds me of when Anthony Bourdain was on WTF with Marc Maron. Maron talked about how chefs and comics are the same and what I think they meant was that they both wished (and sort of thought) they were rock stars.