On I Mean, Come On With This Bear And How Cute It Is

BEARS PURR?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!!!

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 3:41 pm 0

On How Jeb Bush Loses On Super Tuesday, 2016

Just toss in a prediction of Bill Clinton's death like it's nothing smh.

Posted on April 21, 2014 at 10:29 am 1

On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

“Or a woman. I have seen that before too.”

Women having sex with women, YA DON'T SAY.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 11:31 am 1

On How Bookstores Survive

My bodega has a GREAT cat he is all black and lets me pick him up and tries to jump into your arms when you are at the ATM.

Posted on April 14, 2014 at 10:24 am 0

On Instagram-Having Dog's Owner Not Ready For Finalty, Logistical Challenges Of Child-Rearing Yet

Alternate title: Women Who Would Have Been Shitty Mothers Now Being Shitty Dog Owners

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 11:05 am 1

On Everyone's Going To Brooklyn

so balk is enjoying the new awl offices I take it

Posted on April 8, 2014 at 12:46 pm 0

On Why Won't Anybody Say That "Noah" Is Terrible?

@Bobby Womack Bill Murray Noah has to get all those wacky animals on the boat, and fancy wife Tilda Swinton just isn't helping!

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 10:09 am 2

On Why Won't Anybody Say That "Noah" Is Terrible?

now I'm just thinking about a Wes Anderson-directed Noah (probably better?)

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 9:12 am 0

On All That We Have Foreseen Has Come To Pass In Brooklyn

If you can tell a child to get into a stroller, that child is too big for the stroller.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 10:25 am 3

On Oh Man, 'True Detective,' Right?

I mean, I enjoy watching bad 90s crime thrillers, so.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 9:48 am 1