Only if the apartment is catered by Frankie's.
As Maya Angelou wrote in "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings," "a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage."
Remember that when the bird wars start and we're left defenseless because Nobama cut billions from the defense budget instead of putting more angry birds behind bars!
@laurel What a lovely yarn!
On Idiotic Gore
@whizz_dumb RIP SEO
SOMEONE IS OLD ON THE INTERNET
The lawnmower scene in Misery, and 1/7 of nearly every Palahniuk book.
The difference between a smart phone and a drunk phone is that, with the drunk phone, when a strange man says he wants to have sex with you, you feel grateful that you can set the dick pic as your wallpaper.
@Mr. B yes, but what about ZAFTIG?
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