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On Burn It Down: The New Terrible Million-Dollar Brooklyn Apartment

Only if the apartment is catered by Frankie's.

Posted on September 25, 2012 at 11:00 pm 0

On Someone Needs a Cliffs Notes on "Animal Farm"

As Maya Angelou wrote in "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings," "a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage."

Remember that when the bird wars start and we're left defenseless because Nobama cut billions from the defense budget instead of putting more angry birds behind bars!

Posted on September 14, 2012 at 11:18 am 1

On Return To Cat Town

@laurel What a lovely yarn!

Posted on August 31, 2012 at 6:10 pm 0

On Idiotic Gore

@whizz_dumb RIP SEO

Posted on August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm 1

On Happy Grandmas Use Facebook

SOMEONE IS OLD ON THE INTERNET

Posted on July 18, 2012 at 6:09 pm 0

On How To Know Who To Read

The lawnmower scene in Misery, and 1/7 of nearly every Palahniuk book.

Posted on July 18, 2012 at 2:48 pm 0

On The Age Of The "Drunk Phone"

The difference between a smart phone and a drunk phone is that, with the drunk phone, when a strange man says he wants to have sex with you, you feel grateful that you can set the dick pic as your wallpaper.

Posted on July 12, 2012 at 1:17 pm 0

On Normal-Sized Women Were Once Considered Attractive, Says Difficult-To-Believe Report

@Mr. B yes, but what about ZAFTIG?

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 7:08 pm 0

On Normal-Sized Women Were Once Considered Attractive, Says Difficult-To-Believe Report

FREE BETTY DRAPER

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 2:44 pm 1

On Who Are You Awl?

@cherrispryte I'm Lance Henriksen, and I approve this message.

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 2:25 am 0