By stuffisthings on Are The Startup Fellas Hellbent On Destroying Education Even Literate?

Why don't we just look at the countries with the best education systems, which are all based on watching MOOCs on iPads.

What's that you say, they AREN'T?

Posted on September 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm 5

By Maura Johnston on Somebody Went And Wrote the Ultimate Craigslist Missed Connection

Sub-URLing is the best type of subtweeting.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 10:10 am 4

By KarenUhOh on Chopped Salads: What Are They About?

I get a lot more satisfication just carrying around a machete.

Posted on July 16, 2013 at 3:55 pm 1

By dado on Kenny Loggins Is 65

It's all because your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll.

Posted on January 7, 2013 at 2:02 pm 3

By bluebears on One Ring To Rule Them All

I just wanted to say I really enjoyed reading this. Thanks.

Posted on December 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm 4

By saythatscool on Your Life Sucks: A Recent History of "The New Niceness"

@deepomega That's sweet Mrs. Omega, but don't let deep catch you at his computer again.

Posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:16 pm 5

By deepomega on Your Life Sucks: A Recent History of "The New Niceness"

@jfruh I miss STC. :/

Posted on November 19, 2012 at 1:29 pm 2

By LondonLee on My Unrealizable Postmodern Novel

it was the very book you were reading right now! Could you not just choke yourself to death with your own fingers?

No, but I bet Ian McEwan could.

Posted on November 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm 2

By SidAndFinancy on Who Are You Awl?

H-ub-i, fr-ub-iends!

Posted on October 18, 2012 at 10:08 am 1

By brianvan on Drink Dispensers Balk At Crushing Burden Of Squeezing Lime

It's so hard being an out-of-work actor, isn't it?

Posted on August 8, 2012 at 12:29 pm 1