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On Is Joe Lhota Ready To Be Mayor?

In fairness to mall cops, at least they can tell you where the Pacific Sunwear is.

Posted on May 9, 2013 at 9:17 am 2

On Noreaga Challenges Joe Budden To A Cigarette Smoking Contest

Joe Budden's "Dear haters, I’m a 2 hit wonder now you Fucktards." posted this past December, nine years after his previous hit, is basically the pinnacle of twitter.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 3:04 pm 0

On It's Up To Millennials Now

I really hope the millennials can fix our broken ass government. It's a shame we're more divided than we have ever been. I yearn for the halcyon days of the early 1860s, when all Americans peacefully agreed to compromise on everything and always talk things out rationally.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 10:04 am 4

On Attention Recent Graduates: It Is Now Your Future

I'd like to point out in Fig. 2 that there is a "Don't Know Your ZIP?" button.

there are people ordering pizza online who don't know their zip code in america today

Posted on April 23, 2013 at 5:25 pm 1

On "I'm Not An Economist..."

@atipofthehat - Is that the shitty ones? Or is it the Good-N-'s that make it gross?

(Just kidding all of the parts of Good-N-Plenty's are gross)

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 2:58 pm 1

On Half a Tweet! Gawker Headlines Max Out At 70 Characters Tomorrow

@deepomega I think my favorite character is Monk, from the Hit TV Show Monk, starring Tony Shaloub as "Monk".

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 2:56 pm 1

On "I'm Not An Economist..."

Fuck this noize son, I'm just converting all my money to Disney Dollars.

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 11:45 am 0

On More Millionaires Declare That College Just Isn't Worth It

@stuffisthings - He wasn't an economist, but he was a practicing physician who wrote enduring works of literature & had insight into the world beyond the realm of his profession.

I agree with @astigmatism's reply to me that being good in one field isn't an indication that you'll be any good in another, but I despise, as a rule, "Stick to your field" as an actual critique.

My point is, his argument against going to college is, as this piece points out, stupid. I think all three of us disagree with it.

But I hate when we dismiss a person, rather than their argument.

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 4:47 pm 0

On Which Is A Worse Piece Of Garbage, Ray J's Song About Kim Kardashian Or Brad Paisley And L.L. Cool J's Song About Race Relations?

Wait, why is her head going north & ass going south something Ray J had her doing?

Using the northern hemisphere practice of "North" being "Up" and "South" being "Down", wouldn't Ray J have made more awful vulgar sense if he said "Had her head goin' south and her ass goin' south?"

(I don't know why I spend so much time thinking about the logic within hiphop songs, I'm sorry mom.)

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 3:38 pm 0

On More Millionaires Declare That College Just Isn't Worth It

@Astigmatism - John Locke was a surgeon who peddled advice on macroeconomics.

A quick googling turns up Sextus Empiricus, Keats, Bulgakov, Rebelais, and William Carlos Williams as other famous physicians.

While I don't agree with Calacanis on this whatsoever, and haven't heard of him before, I think it's a bit unfair to say that people should stick to the discipline of their original expertise.

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 2:53 pm 0