DandyKoufax
We got a history, full of lighting victories. Conceptual breakthrough, it ain't no mystery.
On Life After Zionist Summer Camp
There is really no way of knowing how much less Zionist I might have been if not for "Raid on Entebbe." Charles Bronson AND Yaphet Kotto? Get the fuck outta here!
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On The Secret Of Pippa Middleton
This was a great Oxen of the Sun. Now do Ithaca!
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On Woody Allen Movies, In Order Of The Likelihood That Their Titles Will Be Used As Titles For Wu-Tang Clan Songs
Antz, The Front and Casino Royale were all bonus tracks on The W.
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On We're The Aliens, Man, Says Nasa, We're The Savages
To summarize, fancy circular light rays from outer space create the building blocks of life on Earth 1% more often than they don't.
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On "Hallelujah" Gets Enlisted in the War for a Christian Christmas
Respectfully, I think Canada is the best place to be Jewish because, well, we have Leonard Cohen.
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On There Are Actually Some Great Christmas Songs!
I suppose they were only going to pick one song by the Godfather, but what about "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryKRcVqsph8
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On The NASA Announcement: A New Form of Life? Maybe!
I always wondered why so many mutants and parasites flocked towards Arsenal.
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On Men Like Local Train Station
Whenever I was wandering Penn Station, I always thought: "How could be that this ad hoc sanatorium is not, in fact, owned and managed by the Port Authority?"
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On Michele Bachmann, America's Perfect Monster
@SeanP Libertarians consider it "ascending into cannibalism."