On What Kind Of ‘I Don’t Own A TV’ People Do You Have In Your Life?
@whizzard Actually, I'm the smug asshole, not Daniel.CLS. This is what I think sometimes, not say out loud, and it is in response to having reactions to my tv-less life border on the psychotic.
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On What Kind Of ‘I Don’t Own A TV’ People Do You Have In Your Life?
@Daniel.CLS Thank you. I have gotten so tired of the inevitable question of "What do you do?" that I often just slink away from the topic. Now, I want to respond with "All the things you don't do because you sit on your ass for 30+ hours a week staring at crap you don't even like" but since I would not want to become a "Kind" of person, it's easier to just let it go.
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On Tiny Animal Rides Slightly Larger Animal
From pig bottoms seeking monkeylove top to pussy-licking monkeys, surely the end is near:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjwuRiCAsiw&feature=player_embedded
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On Ken Mehlman: I'm a Virgin
The art for this post is the most flattering I've seen of the fair Bristol, even if she does look muslim-y with her head covered.
Oh, it's the virgin Mary, I get it. Nevermind.
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On Inept Americans Incapable Of Properly Chilling Coffee
Where the fuck do I start? How about, this is the rag that employs Peggy Noonan, right? Reality check complete.
I love how not only does proper require a new, single-purpose gadget be purchased, but also twice the amount of coffee to achieve properness (friends of mine tired of the specialized grind required of their cold brew pot and gave it up). I cannot count how many times The Vicar has raved over my iced coffee at one of my legendary candlelight suppers, and has not once left in a huff because I had improperly chilled the coffee. My standing remains intact.
Here's the deal: use freshly ground quality beans (and in my home, any hint of a Starbucks charring means that coffee is tossed in the rose bed), french press 'em, chill however the hell you want, and enjoy (if you like sweet iced coffee, NOTHING beats pure maple syrup).
Beware of all beverages requiring new appliances.
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On '90s Sitcom Star Blames Britain's Knifey Ways On Decolonization, Jedward
"Who dies in their own vomit, now, Eddy?"
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On Friskies Exec Insanely Explains Their Insane Ads
My cat prefers Feline's Pride, but yes, a raw diet for animals is the way to go. The paucity of stoves found in nature is telling.
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On Indians Object To Super Cool Jesus
So, Elton John was right about Wide Stance Jesus, judging by the way He's Holding His cigarette (which does not appear to Have a filter, suggesting even more Sacred Coolness).
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On Tiny Gardens: The Terrific Stoops, Roofs and Bitty Front Lawns of Brooklyn
http://66squarefeet.blogspot.com/