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MercuryPDX

MercuryPDX

Ex-East Coast now on the West Coast

On 'Vogue' Latest to Get on This Tumblr Thing

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)

Posted on October 19, 2010 at 12:38 am 0

On Keep Your Hands Off My 67-Cent Cigarettes

$13.50 is CRAZY. I remember getting all pissy at Marlboro when they stopped mailing me coupons that knocked a carton down to $52, and switching to Winstons in protest. When those finally hit $58 a carton, I quit.

They're $7.50 a pack here now (Vancouver, WA) and maybe a buck and change cheaper on the reservations.

Posted on October 5, 2010 at 1:55 am 0

On The Great Fingering Debate

I'm going with South Park on this.... it's finger-bang. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3UGZBw_iI]

Posted on July 22, 2010 at 11:32 am 0

On The New Nightmarish, Hypnotic Quiznos Screeching Cats Ad

That's because my spoon is too big. Sorry.

Posted on July 20, 2010 at 3:37 pm 0

On Newspaper Goes Plastic

Sorry, but no... I am just happy to see you.

Posted on July 7, 2010 at 11:13 am 0

On Remember When "Spider-Man 4" Was A Movie That Was Going To Be Made?

Thor though? Will Jack Black be playing Loki?

Posted on January 12, 2010 at 12:02 am 0

On Bernie Kerik Buffs Up

He uses the same pic on his Manhunt profile.

Posted on December 18, 2009 at 11:34 am 0

On Nazi Drunk Fuck Off

Kopfgeschlagen.

(At the current rate of inflation, his brain will laterally explore within the next three houses.)

Posted on November 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm 0

On Morrissey Bottled

Plastic beer bottle? It's like they KNEW.

Posted on November 9, 2009 at 11:22 am 0

On Very Recent History: The French Dip

I love the irony that is the Statue of Liberty peeing Calvin style on the name of the very country that gave it to us.

Posted on September 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm 0