On Keep Your Hands Off My 67-Cent Cigarettes
$13.50 is CRAZY. I remember getting all pissy at Marlboro when they stopped mailing me coupons that knocked a carton down to $52, and switching to Winstons in protest. When those finally hit $58 a carton, I quit.
They're $7.50 a pack here now (Vancouver, WA) and maybe a buck and change cheaper on the reservations.
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On The Great Fingering Debate
I'm going with South Park on this.... it's finger-bang. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3UGZBw_iI]
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On The New Nightmarish, Hypnotic Quiznos Screeching Cats Ad
That's because my spoon is too big. Sorry.
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On Newspaper Goes Plastic
Sorry, but no... I am just happy to see you.
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On Remember When "Spider-Man 4" Was A Movie That Was Going To Be Made?
Thor though? Will Jack Black be playing Loki?
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On Bernie Kerik Buffs Up
He uses the same pic on his Manhunt profile.
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On Nazi Drunk Fuck Off
Kopfgeschlagen.
(At the current rate of inflation, his brain will laterally explore within the next three houses.)
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On Morrissey Bottled
Plastic beer bottle? It's like they KNEW.
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On Very Recent History: The French Dip
I love the irony that is the Statue of Liberty peeing Calvin style on the name of the very country that gave it to us.
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On 'Vogue' Latest to Get on This Tumblr Thing
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)