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On Yours is a Very Bad Press Release

My current workplace has a motivational poster from the chain that prompts us to "live the legacy every day." Unless you work someplace important like the White House or the New York Times (spoiler: I don't), that's bullshit.

My favorite poster, however, demands that we lowly wage slaves make every interaction with customers memorable. Fortunately, it doesn't specify the quality of memories we're meant to bestow upon our vict... customers.

Posted on August 1, 2010 at 11:59 am 0

On Yours is a Very Bad Press Release

Well, you see, some people don't realize they're a blight on humanity.

Posted on August 1, 2010 at 11:54 am 0

On Yours is a Very Bad Press Release

When I was in school, we mercilessly mocked the PR majors for being talentless pussies. We weren't wrong, either.

Posted on August 1, 2010 at 11:53 am 0