"Someone Cut My Toe Off": Overheard at the Social Security Office Today
8788? 8688? I didn't hear the other number. Probably because I was talking. Ha ha ha ha. READ MORE
Things Visible in the Windows of the Apartment Building Across the Way
10. A man with a shaved head, wearing a white hooded robe with black stripes, doing arm exercises. READ MORE
My Men of Journolist: An Empty Inbox and a Broken Heart
I was tempted by Andrew Breitbart's offer of $100 grand for the full archives of Journolist-but I could never sacrifice the deep, sensual, never-ending love that Ezra Klein has given me year after year. The Daily Caller's Mark Judge may not be impressed by my dating choices ("People have made cracks about the whiteness of the list, but the other lack of diversity is the total absence of hotness"). But the heart has reasons that reason knows not, Mark. And come on, you can't NOT look into Chris Hayes' baby blues and swoon. READ MORE
Men Can't Stop Handling My Enormous Package
From time to time, The Awl offers its space to ordinary citizens who have insight into the issues of the day. Here is a missive from a fellow who wishes to remain anonymous, due to his stupendous dong. READ MORE
