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On The End of the 00s: Made in New York, by Joel Johnson

As I recall, you do look kinda Nordic.

Posted on December 30, 2009 at 9:51 am 0

On This Month At Shake Shack: Custard Vomit Flavors

Been to the Momofuku Milk Bar lately? Their soft serve flavors are exotic and I don't mean vanilla like the Chinatown Ice Cream Factory.

Posted on September 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm 0

On How Race Is Lived In America

Wow! You acted stupidly by getting out of cab without knowing where you are, and have the audacity to make the whole episode about race. Who's playing the race card, now?!

Posted on August 20, 2009 at 3:21 pm 0

On Wal-Mart Is Coming to New York City

When the Target came, you said nothing.
When the JCPenney's opened, you said nothing.
When the Wal-Mart arrives...what will you say?

Posted on August 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm 0

On The World Is Indeed A Strange And Disturbing Place

best. birth. control. ever. I am even sending this to my sisters so I didn't ever become an aunt to one of these Stepford kids.

Posted on August 1, 2009 at 8:47 am 0

On My Brush With Death, Or I Am Not As Cool As I Think

Go to Ost on Avenue A next time.

Posted on July 22, 2009 at 2:55 pm 0

On The Happy Island Sounds Of Joy Division

You never heard of the cover band "Jah Division"?

Posted on July 21, 2009 at 12:31 am 0

On Brian Williams, Hipster Vlogger

I would love to see Morley Safer's Post-Punk series on BetaMax sponsored by Maxell cassette tapes.

Posted on May 11, 2009 at 3:08 pm 0