Kids today are becoming textually active at younger and younger ages.

On Man Too Lazy To Delete Things Diagnosed As "E-Hoarder"

Do E-Hoarding symptoms always manifest themselves alongside CHRONIC NECK-SWEAT?

Get this man a wet-nap!

Posted on May 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm 0

On Gay Disco Europop: Dennis, "Unbreakable"

Oh shit, are we doing exposed midriff + low-rise jeans again?

Posted on October 27, 2010 at 11:07 am 0

On The Black Eyed Peas Are Back and You Have to Hear This Heinous Single!

The Black Eyes Peas have managed to tarnish nostalgia I don't even have.

Posted on October 22, 2010 at 9:34 am 1

On Facebook's Facial Recognition Technology Not Completely Terrifying Yet

Well good. I was worried that The Social Network wouldn't have material for a sequel.

Posted on July 2, 2010 at 9:04 am 0

On Janelle Monae, “Tightrope (Wondamix)” + Big Boi, "Follow Us"

Ooh! The new OnSmash video player is so much nicer than its predecessor.

Posted on July 2, 2010 at 12:03 am 0

On J. Cole, "Who Dat"

It's on Vimeo, uploaded by the Director, so I think it's safe.


Posted on June 23, 2010 at 12:55 pm 0

On J. Cole, "Who Dat"

YASSSSS. This guy is from my hometown, and the video was filmed here in Fayetteville, NC. I'm really excited to hear that this song is getting play beyond our local airwaves.
This is the best thing to happen to Fayetteville since being mentioned in Petey Pablo's "Raise Up."

Posted on June 23, 2010 at 12:42 pm 0

On Former Gay Speaks (Well, Lisps) Against Gayness...


Oh man. There is a seven minute video where he shares his conversion testimony.
A pull quote:
"This man in the hospital, who was grotesque, and just puss and boils all over his body, and just completely naked and muscular even was growling and yelling at me, 'I'm gonna tear him apart!' and saying all these vile things he was gonna do, and I'm in the next room with the light off, tied down on a stretcher." Seriously, how is this not a Corky St. Clair anecdote?

Guess who's name he screamed the first time he had sex with his wife? (It wasn't his wife's name. obvs).

Posted on June 21, 2010 at 5:31 pm 0

On Freedom! Gucci Mane Enjoys Food, Publicity Upon Release

Someone please explain the guys at 1:53. Whose dads are those?
These dudes in the sportcoat brigade:

Posted on May 13, 2010 at 6:43 pm 0

On The Top 25 Things Strangers Have Said or Typed Upon Connecting with Me on ChatRoulette This Weekend

You just made his Monday, for sure!

Posted on February 22, 2010 at 12:01 pm 0