Kids today are becoming textually active at younger and younger ages.
Do E-Hoarding symptoms always manifest themselves alongside CHRONIC NECK-SWEAT?
Get this man a wet-nap!
Oh shit, are we doing exposed midriff + low-rise jeans again?
The Black Eyes Peas have managed to tarnish nostalgia I don't even have.
Well good. I was worried that The Social Network wouldn't have material for a sequel.
Ooh! The new OnSmash video player is so much nicer than its predecessor.
It's on Vimeo, uploaded by the Director, so I think it's safe.
YASSSSS. This guy is from my hometown, and the video was filmed here in Fayetteville, NC. I'm really excited to hear that this song is getting play beyond our local airwaves.
This is the best thing to happen to Fayetteville since being mentioned in Petey Pablo's "Raise Up."
Oh man. There is a seven minute video where he shares his conversion testimony.
A pull quote:
"This man in the hospital, who was grotesque, and just puss and boils all over his body, and just completely naked and muscular even was growling and yelling at me, 'I'm gonna tear him apart!' and saying all these vile things he was gonna do, and I'm in the next room with the light off, tied down on a stretcher." Seriously, how is this not a Corky St. Clair anecdote?
Guess who's name he screamed the first time he had sex with his wife? (It wasn't his wife's name. obvs).
Someone please explain the guys at 1:53. Whose dads are those?
These dudes in the sportcoat brigade:
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You just made his Monday, for sure!