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On Cop-Taunting Is Tacky

Nowadays you need to use a skim latte and a low-fat muffin. But you only catch bike cops.

Posted on March 25, 2012 at 12:09 am 0

On "You don't have to move to Silicon Valley to date the next Mark Zuckerberg."

They're all twentysomething, so why do they all look fortysomething?

Posted on March 8, 2012 at 11:21 pm 1

On The Night Occupy Los Angeles Tore Itself In Two

WAIT. WAIT.

Do you seriously mean to say that people in the US rent hotel rooms just to smoke weed?

Posted on October 29, 2011 at 10:44 pm 2

On Sexy Snape In Love: Five Secondary Characters Who Dominate 'Harry Potter' Fan Fiction

And don't forget Julian Assange:

Yer a Wizard, Julian

No, seriously.

Posted on July 18, 2011 at 11:44 pm 0

On My Ten-Point Action Plan for Spending One Million Dollars at Tiffany

@Gloria Dube@facebook I think I must have one of those. I seriously must.

Posted on July 8, 2011 at 9:34 pm 0

On My Ten-Point Action Plan for Spending One Million Dollars at Tiffany

@David They likely still have the pattern. If you're willing to pay them, they'll make it for you.

Posted on July 8, 2011 at 9:28 pm 0

On My Ten-Point Action Plan for Spending One Million Dollars at Tiffany

All you really need to do is walk in and buy a Tiffany Ribbon Bracelet in every colour and for each wrist. One inch wide, invisibly set diamonds, rubies, emeralds, and sapphires. So that's eight bracelets and you're done.

Posted on July 8, 2011 at 9:27 pm 0

On Tina Brown, Fanfiction And Princess Diana: Nine Observations

I don't buy the distinction: there is a LOT of fanfic about real people. They are both fanfic. And neither is journalism.

Posted on July 2, 2011 at 2:38 am 0

On Englishman Impervious To Glassing

Why has nobody mentioned he was in Lady Chatterley's Lover? Guess what part he played...

Posted on June 15, 2011 at 7:43 am 0

On Dear Vancouver, Please Don't Boo Our National Anthem

Also, as someone who's lived in Vancouver since 1981, I can absolutely swear that Vancouverites don't care about ANYTHING enough to really boo it.

I sat through the world premiere of Starwhackers, and only one woman had the balls to boo. Starwhackers. We are too fucking polite for our own good.
http://raincoaster.com/2011/04/28/starwhackers-the-liveblog/

Posted on June 3, 2011 at 4:54 am 0