It's refreshing and exciting and somewhat arousing to find a loquacious woman who shares so much the same outlook and sensibilities as I. Most women just think I'm weird. We would totally get each other. Thanks for making me less alone in this world.
BTW: What IS Patrick Stewart doing with his right hand? Should the title "Something Wicked This Way Comes" be accompanied by the sound of a zipper being pulled down?
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Dear Lori,
Will you marry me?
It's refreshing and exciting and somewhat arousing to find a loquacious woman who shares so much the same outlook and sensibilities as I. Most women just think I'm weird. We would totally get each other. Thanks for making me less alone in this world.
BTW: What IS Patrick Stewart doing with his right hand? Should the title "Something Wicked This Way Comes" be accompanied by the sound of a zipper being pulled down?