On Writer Would Prefer You Not Mention Where She Lives, Because Categories Trouble Her

Which part of Brooklyn is California in?

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On The 40-Year-Old Reversion

Ladies, ditch the zeros, get with the heroes.

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On You Know What Was Funny on the Internet on April 1?


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On The Deep-Fried McRib

This is the broodwich, isn't it? This is how it starts.

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On "When I was a PhD candidate at Oxford and Cambridge at the same time…."


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On Eggs, In Order

these lists are dumb.

so was this comment.

Posted on December 15, 2011 at 12:22 pm 0

On 15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team

You forgot the obvious one: The Brooklyn Nyets.

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 1:12 pm 1

On Brooklyn's "Hero Bradley Manning" Wall

@Niko Bellic if you're walking from the Nassau G toward Berry Park/Spritzenhaus, it's on the right hand side of the street.

Posted on July 13, 2011 at 3:21 pm 0

On Brooklyn Is Everything They Say It Is

wait, so what do "they" say brooklyn is? Full of supernatural bugs and avuncular champagne bequesters?

Posted on July 13, 2011 at 9:56 am 0

On How to Eat at Chipotle

What the hell gives meat eaters more of a right to Chipotle than vegetarians? Stay the f at your Burger King and enjoy your heart attack. Chipotle is the most veg-friendly chain (see their new vegan chicken burrito getting a test run in Chelsea right now). Also, a college newspaper from 2001 called to tell you this story was already three months overdue.

Posted on November 11, 2010 at 12:57 pm 1