On House Open

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Brooklyn.

Posted on April 8, 2014 at 12:40 pm 0

On You Slept With Too Many Men At Work, And Other Reasons Why You Ladies Are Single

@justaguy Never again...In our early twenties. There are so many more decades in which to make the mistake.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 10:24 am 1

On Meet The Awl

Well, does this mean I have to fall in love with these new people? I don't think my commenter number is low enough to speak dismissively of "the new people."

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 10:24 am 1

On Chopped Salad Toppings, In Order

Move the beets or you're gonna get death-paneled.

Posted on December 3, 2013 at 1:55 pm 2

On Bret Easton Ellis—Or Dr. Seuss? The Quiz

82%, I'm a freaking scholar.

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 10:18 am 0

On iPads Make Kids Not Have So Much Of The Words

k, butt, aren't a bunch of words in english like extra and stuff.

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 10:00 am 2

On Death To Zombies

This seems like an article pulling too hard to say that a movie that isn't very good does a bad job of addressing an issue which the author does a bad job of proving it's trying to address.

With the global north's addiction to worries about immigration, disease spread (OH MY GOD MALARIAL MOSQUITOES IN THE US!!!!), shifting hegemony, and changes in global economies; don't you think there are a number of possible underlying themes?

Posted on June 28, 2013 at 1:28 pm 2

On Will You Welcome Your New Silicon Valley Emo-Choad Oligarch Government?

How is this different from the current crop of isolated super-rich who run our country?

I mean other than the fact that these people think sweatshirts are appropriate work attire.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 1:14 pm 0

On You Are Making Your Baby Fat By Feeding Your Baby Food

@LondonLee Meth. Not even once. Unless you start early.

Posted on March 25, 2013 at 2:00 pm 0

On Even Correction About Golf Boring

Is the water current on all its shots?

Posted on March 13, 2013 at 10:37 am 0