On 32 Greatest Recorded Performances of Johann Sebastian Bach's Goldberg Variations
House sitting for Alex Ross?
Posted on August 2, 2010 at 11:14 pm
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On Why You Lust For Brown-Eyed Men
You also know all, so you have that going for you. If your friends would describe you as "a man with too many thoughts in his head to pay attention to the person in front of you" or "perhaps a genetic marker shy of schizophrenia" I'll think about emailing. We all have our types. Summer 2010!
Posted on June 15, 2010 at 2:59 pm
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On Terrible Gallery Signals End Of Internet
Suggested topic: The pathology of people who own a white sofa.
Posted on May 20, 2010 at 10:49 am
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On Humans Obsolete, Declares Machine-Sympathetic "News Paper"
The Machines thoughts are very exclamatory today!
Posted on May 13, 2010 at 10:14 am
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On Although The Correct Term Is "Grindcore," Not "Death Metal"
[Redacted] was my airport bar.
Posted on May 3, 2010 at 11:52 am
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On Russians, Arabs Too Filthy, Ethnic For Dying Couture Industry
Inconspicuous consumption.
Posted on May 3, 2010 at 11:32 am
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On "Sexual Hijinks in Sox Park Bathroom Taint Opening Day" Breaks Awl Staff
She only comes when she's on top.
Posted on April 9, 2010 at 10:49 am
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On I Was Ruined By Ellen Pompeo's Toes
Toes are the worst.