On Hüsker Dü, 1983-1987

I was really ready to be Internet Disgusted by this but I feel like we are working off of faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairly similar levels of Terms of Psychic Warfare appreciation and that is pretty much what the entire Brotherhood of Man is based upon

Posted on August 2, 2011 at 3:16 pm 0

On Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

@ericdeamer This is the same path that leads the fathers of small children with copies of the Joann Sfar adaptation of The Little Prince lying around for whenever they start reading to attend Odd Future concerts

Posted on June 10, 2011 at 7:33 pm 0

On False Nostalgia: How VH1 Ruined the Taste of a Generation

Baldwins or gtfo

Posted on December 17, 2010 at 1:27 pm 0

On False Nostalgia: How VH1 Ruined the Taste of a Generation

I honestly do not think that stuff like the Tron movie is being made for wannabe Klostermans who OD'ed on VH1 in high school, which, guilty, so much as it is the work of nerds made good who have lost all perspective WRT what normal people like and are interested in. Mostly I use this theory to complain about them doing a Hal Jordan Green Lantern movie or laying the groundwork for an Infinity Gauntlet movie but I think it applies here as well.

Posted on December 17, 2010 at 11:59 am 0

On How to Eat at Chipotle

Don't EVER ask for them to mush everything together. YES I realize that this results in a weird compartmentalization of the ingredients, but the inconvenience of being forced to eat your burrito like a cartoon character partaking of corn-on-the-cob, taking in shallow little bites of each ingredient before going in for the Big Chew, is less Bad than the Badness of asking the salsa-sour cream guy to get out a fork and mix up the contents of your precious fajita burrito. Such a small thing that definitely makes you look like the biggest nutsack on earth.

Always get the fajita vegetables. Never get the beans. Always get the guacamole, Chipotle is not edible to a degree that justifies the money otherwise. These are my thoughts.

Posted on November 10, 2010 at 4:52 pm 0

On Believe the Opposite of Everything Armond White Says

I'm having a love affair with this comment

Posted on July 9, 2010 at 5:46 pm 0