Lizzie Skurnick
Lizzie Skurnick is the author of Shelf Discovery, a memoir of teen reading. She lives in Jersey City.
Words Used Ceaselessly on HGTV’s “Property Virgins” That, Divorced From Context, Have Been Arranged In Tercets To Sound As Naughty As The Show’s Title, Without Even Using “Washer/Dryer”
Entertain
Closet
Lifestyle
Access
Private
Bush
Wow factor
Offer
Settle
Space
Nice feel to it
Open
Little tight
Maintain
Larger
Close
Finished
Master
Love the counters
Lizzie Skurnick is the author of Shelf Discovery, a memoir of teen reading. She lives in Jersey City. You can follow her on Twitter.
Let Them Eat Baby! The Terrifying New Practice Of The Cake Gender Reveal
Immediately after my mother gave birth to my brother, the legend goes, she demanded three things of my father: a crate of avocados, a six-pack of beer and an entire chocolate cake, which last she devoured entirely, bed-bound, before moving on the rest. READ MORE
Letters I Would Consent to Have Sex With, in Descending Order
1. I
2. J
3. L
4. P
5. O
6. Q
7. B
8. D
9. R
10. A
11. G
12. C
13. S
14. T
15. H
16. U
17. V
18. N
19. F
20. E
21. Y
22. M
23. X
24. K
25. Z
26. W READ MORE
