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On Ebola Panic in Small-Town New Jersey

If you look up the definition of "hypocrisy" in the dictionary, you will find a picture of "Dr." Nancy Snyderman.

Posted on October 27, 2014 at 3:45 pm 0

On Your Ebola Halloween Costume: A User's Guide

The only unusual thing in my costume is this pendant that sometimes looks like a key, and sometimes looks like an eye.

Posted on October 20, 2014 at 2:52 pm 1

On This Week in Lines: Soup

Did anybody see Dr. Nancy Snyderman there? Anybody sick?

Posted on October 13, 2014 at 2:38 pm 0

On Compare and Contrast: Emily Gould's "Friendship" and Amy Sohn's "The Actress"

I would buy all of these, really, except I have to put the finishing touches on my new copter drone, equipped with HD camera and TV transmitter for real-time views of all the action at the Soho House pool.

Posted on July 1, 2014 at 2:08 pm 0

On Inside The Barista Class

This article was really first rate.

"To covertly rob a caffeine-addicted asshole of their morning jolt was truly one of the sweetest pleasures of baristahood" is a truly quotable phrase.

I salute you, Molly Osberg, whoever or wherever you may be.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 2:26 pm 1

On Incoming Men's Fashion Trend Disaster: "The Single-Pleated Chino"

Meanwhile, officials of the IRS continue to pleat the Fifth.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 11:42 am 0

On The Theology Of "Angel" In The City Of Demons

You need to get out more.

Posted on January 15, 2013 at 9:34 am 1

On Cambridge Scientists Prepare For War Against the Terminators

This article can serve no further purpose. Goodbye.

Posted on November 29, 2012 at 10:18 am 0

On Moon Even Useless For Insanity-Inducement

M-O-O-N. That spells bitter.

Posted on November 29, 2012 at 10:12 am 0

On Another Cold War Disappointment

We should do it now, that'll show 'em. M-O-O-N, that spells Ayatollah.

Posted on November 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm 0