This article was really first rate.
"To covertly rob a caffeine-addicted asshole of their morning jolt was truly one of the sweetest pleasures of baristahood" is a truly quotable phrase.
I salute you, Molly Osberg, whoever or wherever you may be.
Meanwhile, officials of the IRS continue to pleat the Fifth.
You need to get out more.
This article can serve no further purpose. Goodbye.
M-O-O-N. That spells bitter.
We should do it now, that'll show 'em. M-O-O-N, that spells Ayatollah.
"It is well that women are so terrible or we should grow too fond of them."
Robert E. Lee, Vampire Slayer
I'll be watching reruns of Supernatural on DVR.
@My Number Is My Address: This is my favorite comment on this website, ever.
What does it pay?