On Compare and Contrast: Emily Gould's "Friendship" and Amy Sohn's "The Actress"

I would buy all of these, really, except I have to put the finishing touches on my new copter drone, equipped with HD camera and TV transmitter for real-time views of all the action at the Soho House pool.

Posted on July 1, 2014 at 2:08 pm 0

On Inside The Barista Class

This article was really first rate.

"To covertly rob a caffeine-addicted asshole of their morning jolt was truly one of the sweetest pleasures of baristahood" is a truly quotable phrase.

I salute you, Molly Osberg, whoever or wherever you may be.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 2:26 pm 1

On Incoming Men's Fashion Trend Disaster: "The Single-Pleated Chino"

Meanwhile, officials of the IRS continue to pleat the Fifth.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 11:42 am 0

On The Theology Of "Angel" In The City Of Demons

You need to get out more.

Posted on January 15, 2013 at 9:34 am 1

On Cambridge Scientists Prepare For War Against the Terminators

This article can serve no further purpose. Goodbye.

Posted on November 29, 2012 at 10:18 am 0

On Moon Even Useless For Insanity-Inducement

M-O-O-N. That spells bitter.

Posted on November 29, 2012 at 10:12 am 0

On Another Cold War Disappointment

We should do it now, that'll show 'em. M-O-O-N, that spells Ayatollah.

Posted on November 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm 0

On Two Cartoon Interpretations Of Fox News' "The War On Men" Article

"It is well that women are so terrible or we should grow too fond of them."

Robert E. Lee, Vampire Slayer

Posted on November 26, 2012 at 2:57 pm 2

On Obamacane: Is NBC's Sandy Benefit Really an Obama Commercial?

I'll be watching reruns of Supernatural on DVR.

Posted on November 2, 2012 at 7:55 pm 0

On NASA Dorks Win Dork World Series

@My Number Is My Address: This is my favorite comment on this website, ever.

Posted on August 6, 2012 at 4:34 pm 1