On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
Remember what happened after your parents got divorced?
That's right! They got remarried.
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On Your Copy Editor Hates Your Book Adapted from Your Twitter
@yohansen5b Yep, that description was too specific for it to be anything else.
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On The Magazine Brand Rollout Extension Digital Platform Incubator Buzzword Lifestyle!
This sounds like it will be depressing as SHIT. But, I will read it anyway.
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On A Supposedly Fun Thing Two Gay Dudes Will Never Do Again
Unfortunately you have to obey the laws of the countries you travel to! Yes, even if you are white! Also why would a gay cruise go somewhere that outlaws gay sex in the first place!
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On The Goldman Sachs Op-Ed
Yes, please forgive me if I do not consider someone who got rich working in our finance industry as a "hero", full stop. Not to mention that it wasn't until his career ran out of steam, and he got a small bonus (this was a bad year for bonuses at GS, apparently), that he came to that realization.
Sorry if that's "counterintuitive", but fuck this guy, and his colleagues. If he wants to be a hero he can give away his money first, then we'll talk.
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On Ass-Showing Denounced
I used to live in DC and my mind would fill with hate every time I saw an old-ish white dude in a suit. I just figured he was probably part of everything that is wrong with us currently. I suppose that is my version of old white dudes freaking out every time a, you know, "inner-city youth" wears saggy pants.
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On The Pinterest "Opt Out of Theft" System
If I ran a web site, I would add that Pinterest meta tag just so I didn't have to deal with annoying "won't someone think of the children?!?" types who get all bent out of shape when someone says "fuck" on the internet.
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On When Did The Remix Become A Requirement?
@Tragically Ludicrous "Hielo, Hielo, Niño"?
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On Pay Or Burn
Why bother paying the fee if you can just pay it in the event that your house actually does catch fire? If it worked that way no one would pay and the fire department wouldn't have any money and then everyone's house would be burning down, all the time.
Not a lot of great options here, unfortunately.
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On Every Dish That Sucks At Le Bernardin, From 1986 To 2012
Lol, check out these foodie morons all having opinions about a restaurant (?????)