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On Unemployed English Girl to Wed Soldier from Welfare Family

You know, when you compare William and his father, you think, most definitely his fathers son. but when you compare harry, it's like, was Lady Di fucking the milkman? They look nothing alike. I demand a paternity test.

Posted on November 16, 2010 at 4:37 pm 0

On This Is Why Your Startup Failed: The Magic of Quora

Why does this post only have two comments? It is fantastic. I like the cut of your gib, Miss Andrianne. Not that I know what a gib is. Here's to hoping it has nothing to do with crystal meth.

Posted on November 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm 0

On China v. America Explained

Oh. MY. GOD. This, this, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Like seeing God after a 2000 day meth binge!

Posted on November 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm 0

On Guy Who Runs This Canada Place Sounds Like A Dick

"Buy a Maoist"? is that like code for buying a Chinese baby?

Posted on November 9, 2010 at 4:31 pm 0

On Guy Who Runs This Canada Place Sounds Like A Dick

@BadUncle true fact: William Lyon Mackenzie King turned away a boat carrying 900 jews trying to escape Nazi Germany in 1939. The boat had to go back to Europe. Estimates are that likely 200 or more of them died in concentration camps. So yeah, Harper is only a little worse than that. Do a search for the St. Louis if you are curious.

Posted on November 9, 2010 at 3:07 pm 0

On Instructions for Visiting the American Wilderness: A PowerPoint Presentation

There's that word: Suadade. I, myself am Portuguese, and have always said this prior to getting off the phone with my mother. I always interpreted it as I miss you, or I love you, never really understanding it's full meaning. Having only heard it for the first time when i moved away from home at 18. Portuguese may have been my first language, but my vocabulary isn't much more than rudimentary. It is only in the last couple of months that I've learnt this word's full meaning. I just wanted to thank you for reminding me of this. I'm off to visit my mother this long weekend and want to speak to her about it.

Posted on September 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm 0

On Baby Quits Smoking

The summer has set on the American empire?

Posted on September 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm 0

On Ways Of Seeing Ways Of Going

I learnt something today: Women have penises and men have vaginas--no wait...

Posted on September 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm 0

On The New York State Fair Is Happening! And Under Investigation!

This just proves that Starship Troopers is the most underrated movie of all time.

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 7:41 pm 0

On Gmail Priority Inbox: Too Little, Too Late

If any of those e-mails in your inbox are older than a month, do yourself a favour and delete them. You are never going to read them anyway. After you have done that I suggest you go here: http://inboxzero.com/inboxzero/

This will save your sanity.

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 6:16 pm 0