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On Internet Usage Plateaus

I always thought that Rickroll thing was kinda funny. I never Rickrolled anyone, and have only had it happen to me a few times from friends. I still chuckled every time. Chucklehead!

Posted on July 30, 2009 at 7:43 am 0

On The Great American Homeless Shuffle

Okay, I'm moving out of NYC tomorrow, is it too late to get my free plane ticket outta here (technically homeless and jobless on July 31)? I was supposed to drive across country with my old man, but this sounds like a great opportunity. Maybe I could get them to declare my Dad homeless too and we could both fly?

Posted on July 30, 2009 at 7:41 am 0

On Dan Abrams Flips Out On Liberal Serious Lady

Look, I'm sorry but that Katrina Vanden Heuvel lady just grates on me. I like crazy liberals, I really do. I even date one. KVH is just too much.

Posted on July 30, 2009 at 7:36 am 0

On From The Inbox: A Question Of Debt

I want to reply.
but by doing so in the way in which I think I should reply,
I may in fact be falling into the trap of

"yes that's exactly what we were thinking, dolt"!

Posted on July 29, 2009 at 1:15 pm 0

On No More Music Magazines: The Problem With Publicists and the Celeb Industrial Complex, Part XXVI

you're missing the accent egu in Exposé

Posted on July 29, 2009 at 12:56 pm 0

On No More Music Magazines: The Problem With Publicists and the Celeb Industrial Complex, Part XXVI

Wait there are music magazines? I thought Rollingstone only did hard hitting financial exposes?

Posted on July 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm 0

On Press Secretary Once Again Reveals American President's Legal Qualifications For Office

well it's in the Constitution, so I'd gather it's pretty important. I like the Jor-El Obama approach.

Posted on July 28, 2009 at 2:24 pm 0

On Barack Obama, The World's Most Nuanced Racist

W.T.F.? It's just too ridiculous to believe. I would laugh out loud all morning long if I sat in on that show.

Erin Burnett is smokin'

Posted on July 28, 2009 at 2:01 pm 0

On Skip Gates' Beer Will Be Watery, Domestic

Sigerson wins, best list posted thus far. Yes, everything IS a competition.

Posted on July 28, 2009 at 7:46 am 0

On When Did Goldman Sachs Give Up Its "We Are The World" Shtick?

A college friend of mine works down there. When everyone was all worried, the partners basically said, "chill, we'll take this sh*t private if the stock price gets too low".

Posted on July 27, 2009 at 12:12 pm 0